Definitions by Tonka wood chuck

The fourteener 

To be hesitant at first, then to pursue with gusto.

Bill told Joe that he couldn’t take the fourteener anymore, but that didn’t stop them from planning another getaway.

The fourteener by Tonka wood chuck April 22, 2025

hockupied 

The inability to lead a freewheeling lifestyle due to obligations to a child’s hockey team/academy/training session.

Hey Tom and Jenny, are you able to come to our party or are you hockupied?

hockupied by Tonka wood chuck February 12, 2023

Firstfifty 

The first poor gent to turn 50 in a group of much, much younger men. He is often called upon to pay with his senior rate at restaurants. He is sometimes forgetful, but we forgive him because of his advanced age.

Who put ensure in the cooler? Dammit, must have been John! I guess that's what you get for having the firstfifty along.

Firstfifty by Tonka wood chuck April 14, 2022

Snowmosas

Drinks for the wives at the bar after a snowmobile ride.

Hey Zack, let’s load up the broads this weekend and get some snowmosas.

Snowmosas by Tonka wood chuck February 3, 2022

Deluca impeller 

A device that sucks up fluids

John used his deluca impeller to suck up all the fluids that Bill had to give.

Deluca impeller by Tonka wood chuck May 12, 2021

Baked oil rubdown 

To receive a rubdown while baked or by someone who is baked.

With the surprise gift from the school counselor, Bill’s bird enjoyed a baked oil rubdown from a Melanie.

Baked oil rubdown by Tonka wood chuck November 26, 2020

Wood closet

Any orafice for the temporary storage of “wood”. Noun

Bill couldn’t fill up Melanie’s wood closet.

Wood closet by Tonka wood chuck May 12, 2018