6 definitions by Tonka wood chuck
by Tonka wood chuck February 3, 2022
The inability to lead a freewheeling lifestyle due to obligations to a child’s hockey team/academy/training session.
by Tonka wood chuck February 12, 2023
With the surprise gift from the school counselor, Bill’s bird enjoyed a baked oil rubdown from a Melanie.
by Tonka wood chuck November 26, 2020
The first poor gent to turn 50 in a group of much, much younger men. He is often called upon to pay with his senior rate at restaurants. He is sometimes forgetful, but we forgive him because of his advanced age.
Who put ensure in the cooler? Dammit, must have been John! I guess that's what you get for having the firstfifty along.
by Tonka wood chuck April 14, 2022
A device that sucks up fluids
by Tonka wood chuck May 12, 2021
by Tonka wood chuck March 18, 2018