Fauxlympics

(n.) A major sporting experience consisting of many individual events revolving around Snotubes and alcohol.

I won the gold in the "Downhill Freestyle Drinking" in this year's Fauxlympics.

by TommyOkktane January 16, 2004

To bad

An expression typed by 12 year-olds and other minimally educated individuals who seem to forget that the grammatically correct form of the expression is "too bad."

LOLRoxoR37: To bad ur so dum
BenWRabbit: Too bad you seemed to have stopped learning at a third grade level.

by TommyOkktane January 29, 2004

bangover

The feeling one gets after a night of bad sex.

She wasn't all that great. I woke up with the worst bangover.

by TommyOkktane December 28, 2003

hungry

(adj.) A politically correct way of calling a person fat.

Guy1: I knew you said she had weight issues, but 250lbs.?!!

Guy2: What can I say? she's a pretty hungry girl.

by TommyOkktane January 23, 2004

out with da girlz, call da cell!!!1!

an away message put up by girls to show that they are currently not at their computer and are "out with da girlz." Usually prefaced by a smiley face and a few "lol"s. Also a derogatory expression of female intelligence.

I used to think she was cool, but now I realize she's "out with da girlz, call da cell!!!1!" type of girl.

by TommyOkktane December 28, 2003

foop warrior

A man who rocks the foop. A guy who hooks up with a chick that has a gunt.

Yo, Digga! Better hit that honey soon, so you can lose the title of Foop Warrior.

by TommyOkktane December 28, 2003

preflop ejaculation

1. (n.) The absurd practice of betting inordinate sums of money before the flop is shown in Texas Hold'em 2. To go all in before the flop.

Can you believe McSpell? Betting $60 before the flop, and all he was sitting on was pocket twos. He must suffer from preflop ejaculation

by TommyOkktane January 06, 2004