Tommaso the cockmoster's definitions

Heroin Jeppe

An insane teacher that everyone thinks is on crack or any other drug and has crazy weird catch phrases.

Ohh no we have heroin Jeppe next lecture.

by Tommaso the cockmoster August 29, 2017

Candy Dealer

A Candy Dealer is a horny guy that does anything for candy but mostly blowjobs and stuff like that.

Guy: I am gay and need a blowjob but got no money only candy
Guy's friend: I know a candy dealer

by Tommaso the cockmoster August 29, 2017

Cockmonster

A man usually named tommaso is hungry for sperm

hey tommo you have a tiny cock lol omg #suckmeoff you cockmonster

by Tommaso the cockmoster June 9, 2017

penis

something that can be consumed by a cunt or tommaso or a tight asshole from syria it can be bought on ebay for 5$ or you can do a penis trade on www.penistrade.cum penis is hard

i wanna trade in my penis for 5$ im smart no not really im now a woman haha i have no cunt nor penis lol omg suck my nothing

by Tommaso the cockmoster June 9, 2017

bladerass

I man who pies out of hes ass and always brags about nutella

I have a big cock but i cant use it because im a bladerass

by Tommaso the cockmoster June 9, 2017

moby cock

a man whos cock was white one side and black on the other.
when he was on board he loved huge dick cum lord, world of peniscraft, he loved tiny green cock

and sucking a mans nothing.

moby cock would die for a 10 inch pussy

nah a little black white green blue yellow orange purple pink gray looong nothing

by Tommaso the cockmoster June 9, 2017

circumsized nose

A nose where the kind is cut of and you look like voldemort

Ohh he has a dirty nose he should circumsize it #voldemort circumsized nose

by Tommaso the cockmoster June 9, 2017