Tommaso the cockmoster's definitions

Candy Dealer

A Candy Dealer is a horny guy that does anything for candy but mostly blowjobs and stuff like that.

Guy: I am gay and need a blowjob but got no money only candy
Guy's friend: I know a candy dealer

by Tommaso the cockmoster August 29, 2017

circumsized nose

A nose where the kind is cut of and you look like voldemort

Ohh he has a dirty nose he should circumsize it #voldemort circumsized nose

by Tommaso the cockmoster June 9, 2017

container head

A container head is a person who thinks of containers in terms of management and physical labor as their dream job and favorite hobby. Their love of containers is actually religious in a sense that’s how much they love them

Guy 1: hey you know head of container Peter Pilgaard
Guy 2: oh yeah he is like the biggest container head

by Tommaso the cockmoster October 18, 2022

Cockmasso

A lot of cock with nutella on it

Damn thats a big cockmasso

by Tommaso the cockmoster June 9, 2017

moby cock

a man whos cock was white one side and black on the other.
when he was on board he loved huge dick cum lord, world of peniscraft, he loved tiny green cock

and sucking a mans nothing.

moby cock would die for a 10 inch pussy

nah a little black white green blue yellow orange purple pink gray looong nothing

by Tommaso the cockmoster June 9, 2017

bladerass

I man who pies out of hes ass and always brags about nutella

I have a big cock but i cant use it because im a bladerass

by Tommaso the cockmoster June 9, 2017

Heroin Jeppe

An insane teacher that everyone thinks is on crack or any other drug and has crazy weird catch phrases.

Ohh no we have heroin Jeppe next lecture.

by Tommaso the cockmoster August 29, 2017