Tomicus's definitions

Gluteneer

Someone initiates their personal mutiny against the toxic food industrial complex with the help of gluten free food products.

Since Maggie became a Gluteneer, she has lost 50 pounds and looks healthy and happy again. Is she dating anyone?

by Tomicus May 4, 2010

Crapference

A so called "Leadership" conference put on by companies who's managers are clueless.

I have a Crapference scheduled for the 25th of next month so I won't be able to get any work done.

by Tomicus January 31, 2009

When Pigs Fly Virus

The 2009 H1N1 Virus which is believed to be made up of Human, Swine, and Bird parts.

The chance of getting this new virus from pigs, birds and people in the spring is about one chance in a million. I think that's why we call it the when pigs fly virus.

by Tomicus May 10, 2009

Government

A government is a group with predatory instincts who possess neither the capital to form a corporation nor the singular bravery of common thieves.

Our Government is a group of cowards and thieves, but I repeat myself.

by Tomicus May 16, 2009

Nattoo

The nanotechnology equivalent of a tatoo, able to change the design and color automatically as a result of implated nanotechnology "Ink."

Dude, I just got the coolest Nattoo. I can show pix of my rocket ship and make cash advertising for Poison Energy Drinks at the same time!

by Tomicus May 30, 2009