Government

A government is a group with predatory instincts who possess neither the capital to form a corporation nor the singular bravery of common thieves.

Our Government is a group of cowards and thieves, but I repeat myself.

by Tomicus May 16, 2009

Gluteneer

Someone initiates their personal mutiny against the toxic food industrial complex with the help of gluten free food products.

Since Maggie became a Gluteneer, she has lost 50 pounds and looks healthy and happy again. Is she dating anyone?

by Tomicus May 04, 2010

Spendonomics

Spendonomics

The belief in the economic theory of Spendenomics in which you can SAVE money by SPENDING money or by BUYING things on sale that you don't need. Closely related to Mommieconomics.

I was using the theory of spendonomics when I bought the lawnmower on sale. Now I am uncertain which closet in my apartment I should store it in.

by Tomicus April 06, 2009

Talibanical

Employing the use of the "force of government" by a religious group or sect in order to impose a belief system, behavior system, or series of customs on members of a society or collection of societies under the premise that it is a "god(s) will."

This may be achieved by legislation, judicial means, direct executive action, or by the employment of the government educational system.

Generally achieved by social, emotional, philosophical, or directly physical intimidation.

"The way those people are treated is simply Talibanical. What business is it of the government anyway whether someone is married or unmarried. I mean besides the confiscation of their hard earned money so that government can give it to me of course."

by Tomicus April 20, 2009

When Pigs Fly Virus

The 2009 H1N1 Virus which is believed to be made up of Human, Swine, and Bird parts.

The chance of getting this new virus from pigs, birds and people in the spring is about one chance in a million. I think that's why we call it the when pigs fly virus.

by Tomicus May 10, 2009