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Snorking 

"Amy and I may have been in there... Snorking"
Snorking by Smooshingbooties November 1, 2017

shirking from home 

To work from home with little or no intention of doing anything productive. Usually performed on Fridays.
Mike: Hey Steve - is Amy in today?
Steve: No - she's shirking from home.
Mike: What a lazy batch.
shirking from home by Babster April 27, 2008

smirking chimp

Due to his appearance, actions, gestures, intelligence, and attitude George W. Bush is known as the smirking chimp.
smirking chimp by jesster79 March 5, 2005

smirking chimp

A derogatory term for George W. Bush, President of the United States, as appointed by the Supreme Court.
smirking chimp by Cloudy Day March 30, 2004
The Act of biking in or around snowy places. Commonly Practiced in Minnesota. (Especially in Elk River) The concept is very simple: You bike as fast as you can into a snowbank and see how far one can fly. If you become very good you can try to do tricks such as frontflips and spins.
John " Hey man wanna go Sniking?"
Jim " Hell yeah man i love Sniking"
John " Yeah and its like 15 degrees today we wont even be cold"
Jim "OOFTA you betchya"
Sniking by T-swags February 23, 2011

parallel snarking 

1. v. - the act of harassing a driver, from the passenger seat, into attempting to fit his car into a space that is too small.

2. v. - ridiculing a driver, from the passenger seat, during the act of parallel parking.
1. Passenger: "Whoa, you banged that fender pretty hard."

Driver: "Well, I didn't think I would fit here until all your parallel snarking about how easy it would be to pull in."

2. Passenger: "Dude, how many times are you going to back up and pull forward until you stick the landing?

Driver: "Hey, I can't concentrate on what I'm doing if you're sitting there parallel snarking."
parallel snarking by scatterfan September 16, 2009