handkerjerk

To get jerked off under a table during dinner with a handkerchief covering your cock. Also can be done in any situation as long as your privates are covered by some clothing item.

Bob: Why were you so quiet during dinner?

Rick: I was getting handkerjerked by Lana's mom!

by Tom Sroka October 27, 2007

star trek vagina

To perform a sexual act on a vagina that has never been touched, proded, masterbatued, or anything else sexual in nature.

I am going out tonight looking for a star trek vagina.

by Tom Sroka October 27, 2007

Stinky Diver

Going down on a girl's ass.

That guy hates eatting pussy, but he loves eatting ass...he is a stinky diver!

by Tom Sroka October 27, 2007

black and mild

A black person who is soft spoken, calm, and you know...not a crazy, jumping up and down, shouting, rapping, crazy black person.

Black and Mild: Hello, sir. How are you today?

Black Person: What you say b? I be crazy whack nigga sup now!

Black and Mild: Um, pardon me?

by Tom Sroka November 02, 2007

Fonstress

A female who is large, sloppy, and all around disgusting.

That chick has four chins, what a Fonstress!

by Tom Sroka October 27, 2007

hogan leg drop

Wrestling move made famous by Hulk Hogan. The Hogan Leg Drop is performed after kicking your opponent in the face, knocking them out flat on their back. You then run into the ring ropes for added speed and proceed to jump up and perform a leg drop. The reason the Hogan Leg Drop differes from other wrestlers' leg drops is that it is unstoppable. Only 3 wrestlers are known to have kicked out of the pin after this move was performed: The Ultimate Warrior, The Rock, and Goldberg. Even though this move is extrememly old school, even now when Hogan performs it in the ring it still has the same effect - a win for Hulk Hogan.

JR: Oh my God, King...Hogan gave the big boot to Randy Orton. And now he is signaling for the leg drop!!!

*Hogan then runs into the ropes and performs the leg drop*

JR: 1...2...3! Hogan wins! The Hogan Leg Drop wins it again!!! Hogan is 23,014 - 4 in the ring...an impressibe win loss record!

by Tom Sroka November 15, 2007

trampoline

The actof a girl riding a guy but bouncing up and down on his cock. WARNING: If the cock slips out of place, prepare for pain.

That girl was unusually hyper last night and was doing a trampoline on me! Shit nigga!

by Tom Sroka October 27, 2007