Tom Sroka's definitions

Fonster

1. A hoagie from WaWa or any other hoagie making place that includes all possible ingriedients all at the same time (i.e. An Italian Hoagie with mayonaise, tartar sauce, horse radish, lettuce, tomatoes, pickles, onions, ketchup, salt, pepper, etc. etc.)

2. A person who is a fucking monster, for being slovenly dressed or hobo-looking in his dress. (Also See Fonstress for the female version).

That hoagie has 72 toppings...that's a Fonster!

Dude, you put on 30 pounds in the past week eating nothing but hoagies and mayonaise, you are a Fonster!

by Tom Sroka November 14, 2007

Fonstress

A female who is large, sloppy, and all around disgusting.

That chick has four chins, what a Fonstress!

by Tom Sroka November 14, 2007

Stinky Diver

Going down on a girl's ass.

That guy hates eatting pussy, but he loves eatting ass...he is a stinky diver!

by Tom Sroka November 14, 2007

star trek vagina

To perform a sexual act on a vagina that has never been touched, proded, masterbatued, or anything else sexual in nature.

I am going out tonight looking for a star trek vagina.

by Tom Sroka November 14, 2007

handkerjerk

To get jerked off under a table during dinner with a handkerchief covering your cock. Also can be done in any situation as long as your privates are covered by some clothing item.

Bob: Why were you so quiet during dinner?

Rick: I was getting handkerjerked by Lana's mom!

by Tom Sroka November 14, 2007

trampoline

The actof a girl riding a guy but bouncing up and down on his cock. WARNING: If the cock slips out of place, prepare for pain.

That girl was unusually hyper last night and was doing a trampoline on me! Shit nigga!

by Tom Sroka November 14, 2007

4th down

After a girl rejects you several times in one night, you make one final play to get her in bed, knowing full well if you fail it will mean she wins.

Ben: So how did you end up getting laid by Heather?

Jon: She kept turning me down and turnign me down, so finally I pulled out my 4th down play, put it all on the line, and dropped a pill in her drink. I WON!

Ben: Um, that's date rape.

Jon: Hey, sometimes you have to cheat to win.

by Tom Sroka November 14, 2007