Tom Sroka's definitions
To perform a sexual act on a vagina that has never been touched, proded, masterbatued, or anything else sexual in nature.
by Tom Sroka November 14, 2007
Get the star trek vaginamug. The actof a girl riding a guy but bouncing up and down on his cock. WARNING: If the cock slips out of place, prepare for pain.
by Tom Sroka November 14, 2007
Get the trampolinemug. After a girl rejects you several times in one night, you make one final play to get her in bed, knowing full well if you fail it will mean she wins.
Ben: So how did you end up getting laid by Heather?
Jon: She kept turning me down and turnign me down, so finally I pulled out my 4th down play, put it all on the line, and dropped a pill in her drink. I WON!
Ben: Um, that's date rape.
Jon: Hey, sometimes you have to cheat to win.
Jon: She kept turning me down and turnign me down, so finally I pulled out my 4th down play, put it all on the line, and dropped a pill in her drink. I WON!
Ben: Um, that's date rape.
Jon: Hey, sometimes you have to cheat to win.
by Tom Sroka November 14, 2007
Get the 4th downmug. 1. A hoagie from WaWa or any other hoagie making place that includes all possible ingriedients all at the same time (i.e. An Italian Hoagie with mayonaise, tartar sauce, horse radish, lettuce, tomatoes, pickles, onions, ketchup, salt, pepper, etc. etc.)
2. A person who is a fucking monster, for being slovenly dressed or hobo-looking in his dress. (Also See Fonstress for the female version).
2. A person who is a fucking monster, for being slovenly dressed or hobo-looking in his dress. (Also See Fonstress for the female version).
That hoagie has 72 toppings...that's a Fonster!
Dude, you put on 30 pounds in the past week eating nothing but hoagies and mayonaise, you are a Fonster!
Dude, you put on 30 pounds in the past week eating nothing but hoagies and mayonaise, you are a Fonster!
by Tom Sroka November 14, 2007
Get the Fonstermug. Going down on a girl's ass.
by Tom Sroka November 14, 2007
Get the Stinky Divermug. by Tom Sroka November 14, 2007
Get the Fonstressmug. A wrestling move patened and made famous by Ric Flair. The knife edge chop is a chop to the chest done with the hand slightly bent so the outside is facing the person. Results in a thunderous slap sound and leaves a person with a huge bruise on their chest.
When this is done in wrestling by any wrestler, the crowd shouts "Wooooo" each time, paying respect to Ric Flair.
When this is done in wrestling by any wrestler, the crowd shouts "Wooooo" each time, paying respect to Ric Flair.
Ric Flair knife edge chopped Triple H so many times, blood began to trickle down the chest of Triple H.
by Tom Sroka November 14, 2007
Get the knife edge chopmug.