Tom Brownlee's definitions

village people

A dodgy group consisting of a police man, a biker, a construction worker, a native american, a cowboy and an army guy. They sung YMCA and In The Navy. Possibly one or more homosexual members.

"Put on the Village People, so i can get down!" chezzuz!!!!!!

by Tom Brownlee July 29, 2003

spoof

A person who tells blatant lies.

Arthur is a spoof, he said that the moon is made of chesse and pigs can fly.

by Tom Brownlee July 30, 2003

tragic

Something really band, usually a Northern Ireland Townie speak for terrible.

"My car dead."
"Fuckin' tragic mate."

by Tom Brownlee July 30, 2003

catman

super hero who has a man body and a cat head. He wears pink spandex underwear and black velcro suiting.

Catman is Catman.

by Tom Brownlee July 31, 2003

Scuzz

A nasty person who is hated by the community but is old and so cannot be moved, people just wait for the persons death.

Mr. Smith just threatened me, he's a scuzz.

by Tom Brownlee July 30, 2003

web site

This is where you can see info on the internet, it consists of 90% porn, 5% shopping, 4.9% random crap and 0.1% useful info.

They can be found using various browsers such as "Internet Explorer" (Oh God!) or "Netscape Navigator" (It's even worse!). They are usually filled with pop-ups advertising stuff no one would ever buy, well have you ever bough something from a pop-up?

Check out this web site, there is a picture of some person on it!

by Tom Brownlee July 30, 2003

hard on

An erection of the penile variety. Can i say erection on the internet?

Oi, cowboy from the village people! Did the leather man give you a hard on?

by Tom Brownlee July 29, 2003