counter-conform

A term invented by Tom Bomb of the Corrupt Crew to describe those who rebel against the mainstream by conforming to their subculture.

Emos counter-conform to be different than preppies but end up looking like clones with their dyed hair, chucks, and Savers suits.

by Tom Bomb December 24, 2005

Costco

1. A warehouse that sells gourmet products in bulk at low prices
2. A place where the lead cart pusher makes $17.50 an hour plus benefits
3. A place where the guy who bakes cakes and muffins gets $22.50 an hour plus benefits
4. A place that makes the best freakin' pizza in the planet
5. Membership club where the only profit made is off the the yearly membership fees and the cost of merchandise pays for all of our expenses
6. The only company in the world where the CEO is friendly and distrubutes all of the company's income fairly
7. Low turn over rate
8. Will always cause the Target Corporation to fail its mission of becoming the Best Company Ever

Costco is a cool place to work and shop

by Tom Bomb December 28, 2005

bitch shift

A ridiculously short shift that is in the middle of the day that kills any plans that you have.

Subway gave me a bitch shift from 6pm-8pm.

by Tom Bomb January 13, 2006

shitjob

A job where you get few hours, usually on weekends and evenings and make close to minimum wage

Target is shitjob, I work every Friday, Saturday, and Sunday from 6pm-11pm

by Tom Bomb April 08, 2006

Corrupt Crew

1. A unique, revolutionary clique founded by Tom Bomb that enjoys life, lives for today, and realizes that money is the least practical tool in life because you can find the pursuit of happiness without being a workaholic and career motivated.
2. A concept where you oppose materialism, live for today, and your favorite hobby is fuckin' around and doing whatever you feel like for the hell of it.
3. Shits and Giggles is the Corrupt Crew's maxim

There goes the Corrupt Crew, doing low budget jackass stunts for shits and giggles!

by Tom Bomb December 24, 2005

prep

1. dead meat on four-twenty
2. use their materialism to show to others
3. have lots of money and most suffer from severe depression

That prep that made fun of my wal*mart shirt and payless shoes is get their grill handed to them.

by Tom Bomb December 31, 2005

hobbyist

Someone who has a hobby, regardless of what the hobby may be; takes it way too seriously by spending too much money and time on it, and makes fun of newbies

There goes Joe, the ham radio hobbyist making fun of the Tech class licencees for their voice-only privileges

by Tom Bomb December 31, 2005