IHI

"I'd Hit It"

Meaning you would in fact have intercourse with the man/woman in question.

1: Check out this chick's rack!
2: damn! IHI.

by Tom December 31, 2003

Brown Bonnet

The act of defacating on the head of your partner...then proceding to give them a noogie.

Last night when my girlfriend was asleep, I really had to use the bathroom, but I instead gave her the Brown Bonnet.

by Tom January 09, 2005

Comcast

1)The Worst damn cable service provider that always breaks down... Worst Ever!

2) When With internet, always crashes and lags.

Comcast is one of the 3 great antichrists

by Tom June 23, 2004

Bill O'Reilly

The cunning and charasmatic host of the #1 rated cable news television show in America, "The O'Reilly Factor." Conservatives love him because he uses common sense and basic morals to form his opinions. Liberals hate him for the same reason. He's all around controversial because he actually speaks his mind and doesn't suck up to ANY of his guests.

Bill O'Reilly put that liberal bitch in her place on the show last night.

by Tom April 28, 2005

battyholepuncher

A Battyholepuncher is a faggot type male that shoves his erect penis in another males batty willing or not!

Soupeh you Battyholepuncher!! Take your cock out of Ding's Batty!

by Tom January 02, 2005

nirvana

Now-defunct three-piece band formed sometime in the Eighties. Famous hits include 'Smells Like Teen Spirit' and 'Come As You Are'.

by Tom September 13, 2003

soom

A combination of the words 'zoom' and 'soon.' It denotes a period of time in the very near future. This is generally used in reference to periods of time between two and five seconds.

"I'm going to leave soom," remarked Tom as he was walking out the door.

by Tom December 14, 2004