Tom's definitions

Equipment

have a guess! Duh!

I have sophisticated equipment thats well hard

by TOm November 17, 2003

grots

An item of underwear that has been worn and is sitting in the laundry basket waiting to be washed. Often features suspicious white crispy stains.

"Ere, make sure you fish out me grots before you put that wash on, my love".

by tom December 26, 2004

Woot

To emphasize something, be happy.

Woot! I got a 100% on that math test.

by Tom November 19, 2002

Poulét Chauve

French Origin- A nose of enormous proportions, resembling a bald chicken.

Oh, have you seen the poulét chauve on Barbara Streisand?!

by Tom May 2, 2003

pandy

A quiet, clean looking, rosie-cheeked, cherubic young male with no facial hair who has yet to realise that he is possibly very queer

I think you should date me Susan becaus frankly I think Greg's a little pandy.

by Tom July 17, 2003

evil soap

Also known as IncubusVoid, evil pepper, and suspendingboy.

This guy rules over the internet, he can do ANYTHING! he writes hacks and stuff, and runs a self written operating system loosely based on Linux. He plays StarCraft and Diablo regularly.

Guy1: Dude, what happened to your computer?
Guy2 (victom): evil soap (or other nickname) hacked me... i am emotionally ruined.

by Tom May 2, 2004

problem solver

Used in rap, means a gun.

Ill bring my problem solver, never know when shit might get live.

by tom October 30, 2004