Tom's definitions

dear friends

The name of the north american tour of music from the video game series Final Fantasy. Started February 19 in Chicago at the Rosemont theatre. The Tour kicked off with a full house of nerdy Final Fantasy players including myself. Nobuo Uematsu is the composer of this awesome music.

Dude the Dear Friends concert will totally Rock the Casbah

by Tom May 13, 2005

Fuckwanked

Drunk.

Fuck + wank + ed

I was absolutely fuckwanked last night.

by Tom April 26, 2004

stretch armstrong

when you are doing a girl, you pick her up by her boobs and then swing her around

I started giving my bitch a stretch armstrong and she threw up all over me.

by Tom April 6, 2003

slunkmeat

It has no real definition, but it's derogatory and can describe a skank or someone that your friend has already fucked, sloppy seconds.

Greg: Hey Tom, how are you? I was thinking, I sure wouldn't mind if you fucked my ex-girlfriend Vicki.

Tom: No way! Do you think that I would fuck that piece of slunkmeat?

by Tom January 30, 2004

m3

A decent sports car for its price... more room then a vette, but if you're buying a sports car, why not get a vette for the same price?

Image of people who drive M3's is quite low amung other drivers, because of their stupid freeway antics and if you can actually afford one, you're better off buying a V8 and tuning it for the price.

I got cut off by that ass hole in the M3 so I floored my SVT cobra and he ate my dust!

by tom March 18, 2005

not dead

The current status of The Cheat.

The Cheat is not dead... I'm so glad The Cheat is not dead.

by Tom December 31, 2003

Norma Jean

hardcore, christian, metal

norma jean is sickkkk

by tom May 13, 2005