Tom's definitions

Zaphod Beeblebrox

former galatic president; cool cat who really knows where his towel is

Zaphod Beeblebrox is a knee-biter

by Tom August 1, 2004

queef fucked

for one to have intercourse to a woman fanny farting.

she queef fucked me.

by tom April 25, 2003

gay out

To go out and have an outrageous time.
Use it to refer to any good times that are gay and fun.

"Hey, lets call Christine and Seth and go gay out at the club."

The other day I said to Frank, I said, “Hey, want to go gay out at Magoos?” We gayed out with two pitchers of beer.

by Tom November 11, 2006

Strawberry Sanchez with Sprinkles

This combo also includes portions of the houdini, Houdini, The - the part when you pull out and spit on her back. In response, she believes you're done and turns around. Then, BAM, spunk in her face and yell, "HOUDINI" because you tricked her, or in this case continue with the Strawberry Sanchez with Sprinkles.

See previous example

by Tom March 29, 2005

Stink

The anus of a male or female human being. Usually used in conjunction with sexual intercourse.

Gary gave her one in the stink.

by Tom December 19, 2004

relationship

A clever bending of the words "wild sex"

lets have a relationship on that table

by tom December 15, 2003

BUCK

The nickname given to Daniel Buckmaster who is in fact the coolest person in the world

i don't have any examples

by tom March 13, 2005