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Queens

Queens is a university in Canada that is widely populated by the richest and snobbiest people. Since the background of many people is a richer one, there are many cocky and generally elitist people attending.
Hey, did you hear about Gerrardo? He just graduated from Queens!

Yeah man, he just delivered this pizza.
by Tom September 28, 2004
mugGet the Queensmug.

Land Surfing

A wicked sport invented in Atlanta, GA.

It is performed sitting in a lawn chair which rests on top of a skateboard. The rig is then used to roll down steep roads and hills. Land Surfing gives the illusion to be dangerous, but in reality if you possess common sense, it is completely safe and fun.

Usually a beginner will pick relatively easy hills then after a few rounds will be ready to take on much steeper and difficult roads.

Warning: Wear a fucking helmet. You're not cool just because you think you're tough. Smashing into a mailbox without a helmet facilitates your need for stitches.

Rarely known as: "Lawn Surfing"
Tom: Holy shit, I'm extravagantly bored.
Dave: Would you like to go land surfing?
Tom: Most definitely!
by Tom February 19, 2006
mugGet the Land Surfingmug.

pussy

vagina, where a penis is put in!
Tom stuck his penis in her wet pussy!
by tom May 13, 2005
mugGet the pussymug.

Dirty South Fish Hook

your two fingers in the hiney and then sink your thumb in her dickhole
by tom April 25, 2003
mugGet the Dirty South Fish Hookmug.

sha

"This is good Sha" - when refering to food.
by Tom April 20, 2005
mugGet the shamug.

tha daggar

finguring a girl
by Tom June 17, 2004
mugGet the tha daggarmug.

hij

Nickname of tom higham and used to describe him.
by tom November 1, 2004
mugGet the hijmug.

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