Tom's definitions

Water Cooler

Holding a guy upside down with his head locked securely between your thighs while sitting down on a couch. Let a fart go and don't release him until he inhales. When he inhales its like air bubbles going up in a water cooler, the smell of the fart going up into his lungs.

With Mike's head locked securely, Jack farted and gave him a water cooler.

by Tom August 26, 2003

AOL

An ISP which people who have no clue about computers get and then think they are the coolest people around. Very few people like AOL. Also a company that likes to spam inboxes and mailboxes with ads and trial cds. Most definitions said below this definition are true.

This "lawyer" is most likely just some lonley person who is obssesed with AOL. You can't sue free speech.

by Tom December 21, 2004

cabbage

amazingly sexy person

damn you! cabbage youre hot

by Tom November 8, 2004

Pittsburgh

Pittsburgh isn't really a city. It's just a big suburb, but the locals get offended if you tell them that.

People here speak with an odd accent: "Yinz wanna git sum Purmanny's en Arn City en watcha Stillers' game?" Translated: "Do you want to get some Primanti's sandwiches and Iron City beer and go watch the

by Tom November 15, 2004

Saratoga

See: Asia, China or the Orient

I went into saratoga today and 3 Toyotas almost hit me before I left the parking lot!

by tom March 18, 2005

Miguel drunk

A state in which one of your shorter friends drinks too much. Usually containing but not limited to the following symptoms: Lose of volume controll, belligerent threats to their friends, uncontrollable ripping of fabricks, attempting the 300$$ challenge, late night booty calls, and grinding up against questionably hot asian girls.
If you or any of your friends ever get miguel drunk, please contact a professional emergancy response team because if the state worsens violence may occure

Damn son, you got Miguel Drunk last night and punched a hole through my floor!!

by tom March 18, 2005

Fagoteer

Literally means someone who wields a fag. As a musketeer holds a gun, a fagoteer has a fag or cigarette. Translated into modern terms: a smoker; someone who smokes.

Not to be mistaken by fag or faggot. This word has nothing to do with sexual preference at all.

John: Dude, I can't breathe in yo momma's house, she's more a fagoteer than I thought!

by Tom October 4, 2004