Tom's definitions

american kiss

Same as a french kiss except its down under so its a blowjob for any of you dumb twits

'Charlotte gave me an american kiss last night'

by Tom January 3, 2005

silacone

fake brest or inlarged with implants

any women that weighs less than 140 lbs and has ddds may have silacone

by tom December 20, 2003

porn

The cure to a single person(s) depression

Oh thank you God for the porn on the internet

by tom September 19, 2004

Bears

Greatest Football Team EVER

Da Bears are da greatest team ever

by Tom June 15, 2005

mardi gras

french for 'fat tuesday', a sort of parade where women flash their boobies and drunken people throw beads at them, etctera.

i got tricked into getting a mamogram by a hobo on mardi gras

by tom March 2, 2004

wizzy

almighty being of the clockcrew. the clocks bow to his creation and the heavens shake with just one word of this magnificent clock

wizard clock

by tom March 31, 2004

spizel

Another word for giz or cum.

Oh man, I covered her face with my dick spizel.

by tom May 13, 2005