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In an amazing true story, two men built a car with a rocket in the trunk, so that if the police should pull them over, a button could be pushed and the crystal meth they had in the rocket would shoot out of the car, therefore the police would never find it in a search.
Unfortunately, it made a rather large boom when it went off, and the police realized that it had been made. The men were arrested and jailed, but their story lived on when featured on NPR.
Unfortunately, it made a rather large boom when it went off, and the police realized that it had been made. The men were arrested and jailed, but their story lived on when featured on NPR.
by toee May 23, 2006
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Here are some lyrics -
Here are some lyrics -
You're under my skin now I could shut out the world that we know
I'll try to be everything you want me to be
And I've got a head start but I'm making the same mistakes
And its all or nothing when we fall apart
Fade fade fade into you
Caught in the rush of the crowd
Lost in a wall of sound
You were ringing in my ear
Caught in the rush of the crowd
Lost in a wall of sound
You were ringing in my ear
Now try and tell me it's not a good song.
I'll try to be everything you want me to be
And I've got a head start but I'm making the same mistakes
And its all or nothing when we fall apart
Fade fade fade into you
Caught in the rush of the crowd
Lost in a wall of sound
You were ringing in my ear
Caught in the rush of the crowd
Lost in a wall of sound
You were ringing in my ear
Now try and tell me it's not a good song.
by toee May 23, 2006
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He is usually a sensitive man and caring father. Divorced (or sometimes widowed) with his preferably toddler children, young women find their hearts melting. It is the dilf, not the milf, who really gets the affections of the younger generation. Middle aged, but with a great body and warm smile, he never needs to look far for a good lay.
He is usually a sensitive man and caring father. Divorced (or sometimes widowed) with his preferably toddler children, young women find their hearts melting. It is the dilf, not the milf, who really gets the affections of the younger generation. Middle aged, but with a great body and warm smile, he never needs to look far for a good lay.
Now that he is divorced from his cheating ex wife, my neighbor is such a dilf. It's so cute the way he shuffles his kids to day care.
by toee May 23, 2006
Get the dilf mug.A man who is delicious. Smart, funny, and sexy, he is a fine piece of man.
Fine, as in derived from Fine and Fyne.
Also see hunk, sexy man and even sexy man beast
Fine, as in derived from Fine and Fyne.
Also see hunk, sexy man and even sexy man beast
by toee May 23, 2006
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The famed attorney on the OJ Simpson trial.
Some call him evil, others think he's a good man, but most just call him brilliant. If you can get a murderer off on such a high profile case, you must be.
He said the most important words of the whole trial anyway -
The famed attorney on the OJ Simpson trial.
Some call him evil, others think he's a good man, but most just call him brilliant. If you can get a murderer off on such a high profile case, you must be.
He said the most important words of the whole trial anyway -
"If it doesn't fit, you must acquit!"
- stated Johnny Cochran, refering to the glove used as evidence in the trial.
- stated Johnny Cochran, refering to the glove used as evidence in the trial.
by toee May 17, 2006
Get the Johnny Cochran mug.Horny people like to call their lovers sexy tigers. The image that comes to my mind is a buff, dark man with a nice ass. For men, I assume it would be a tall blonde woman with nice tits.
Or then again, maybe just the person you are currently initimate with.
Or then again, maybe just the person you are currently initimate with.
by toee May 17, 2006
Get the Sexy Tiger mug.Sexjewgly is simply this - Sex + Jew + Ugly = Sexjewgly.
You see, it originated in the northeast Philadelphia region where many Jews live. It is used to describe a middle aged, hook nosed, yet unbelieveably sexy Jewish man. Who knows what the attraction is, but only Russian girls and over sexed teenagers use this phrase. You can see it grafitied all over Roosevelt blvd.
A famous example is Tim Roth, who is actually not Jewish, but his name and nose make people believe it. Anyway, he is a famous Sexjewgly.
You see, it originated in the northeast Philadelphia region where many Jews live. It is used to describe a middle aged, hook nosed, yet unbelieveably sexy Jewish man. Who knows what the attraction is, but only Russian girls and over sexed teenagers use this phrase. You can see it grafitied all over Roosevelt blvd.
A famous example is Tim Roth, who is actually not Jewish, but his name and nose make people believe it. Anyway, he is a famous Sexjewgly.
by toee May 15, 2006
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