splastic

conjunction of plastic and spastic - splastic:
the stage of inebriation where you are still able to stand up, but not without swaying gently from side to side. maybe the occasional lurch.

after a session at the espy last sunday dave was completely splastic and got chucked out.

by Tom January 06, 2005

Morte

Morte is an irc addict.

OMG that dude is like 24/7 on irc. He is really a Morte

by tom January 02, 2004

windex

A house hold streak-less glass cleaner. Usually comes in the blue death flavor, But green, and purple have been seen on the shelves at the store.

"This windex tastes like heart burn."
or
"I drink Windex, It keeps me from streaking."

by Tom May 13, 2005

I

symbol for current, in amperes. Defined by the voltage (in volts) in a current divided by resistance(in ohms).

The voltage is 10 Volts, and the resistance is 5 Ohms. So, I is equal to 2. I need to get laid. Badly.

by Tom April 18, 2005

MC

Multiple Choice, used specifically for tests

Kids, we're having a MC today!

by Tom March 23, 2005

suits

members of the fbi irs cia or any other 3 leter goverment angencey that ware suits instead of uniforms

the suits are on to me

by tom November 24, 2003

mollz

nuffer word 4 a plug socket

dude i just got electricuted by a bloody mollz

by tom April 02, 2004