ToM's definitions

protung

pussy
poontang

Used by Snoop Dog in Dr. Dre's Chronic on the track "Bitches Ain't Shit"

I was in love like a muthafucka lickin' the protung

by tom April 3, 2005

nutsacular

1. Pertaining to the nutsack
2. Extremely spectacular

Usually used sarcastically
to express disapproval

Econ class was just nutsacular today. That teacher's lisp could not have been more annoying.

by tom April 4, 2005

nutsacular

1. Pertaining to the nutsack
2. Extremely spectacular

Usually used sarcastically to express disapproval

How Econ class?
-Nutsacular! My teacher has got a terrible lisp, and he kept on taking sips from some bottle of juice but that only made it worse.

by tom April 4, 2005

cheese pizza

an all in one, A guy punches a girl in the nose and cums on her face for the tomato sauce and cheese. And you can add shit for sausage

"man he just gave her a cheese Pizza"

by tom April 5, 2005

octomonkey

an multi-limbed siumian, an eight armed monkey, its pretty self explanatry. created in a secret lab on an indian berial ground in central klopatchistan. habitat swamp mangroves, diet small klopatchistani volcano rabbits. very highly priced for there fur

"look at that octomonkey in the tree"
or
"ahhhhhhhh that octomonkey just eviscerated that klopatchistani volcano rabbit"
or
"nooooooooooooooo killer octomonkeys chewing my leg"

by tom April 5, 2005

KiloTom

A Tom is a unit of ludicrosity. One Tom is defined as the amount of ludicrosity require to cause 1 eye twitch in an average size human. A KiloTom is 1,000 Toms.

That speech by President Bush was at least 50 KiloToms.

by Tom December 6, 2004

hair pie

Particularly hairy snatch, also commonly referred to as the 'hip-to-hip wookie bush'

Her hair pie was so full, even her grannie panties could not contain it.

by tom December 7, 2004