Definitions by Tnp12rocks

Tootinrootin 

Pulling off a huge fart when looking for something... usually slips out when you bend over

No I'm not helping you look for your pink handcuffs... you've been tootinrootin

Tootinrootin by Tnp12rocks June 5, 2018

Textlationship

A relationship between two people using text messages. Really just an added step in the relationship process but probably makes it easier for the verbally challenged to "break the ice"

I never would have commented on the size of your breasts if we weren't in this textlationship

Textlationship by Tnp12rocks April 3, 2017

Mantastic 

A guy that is cute, sexy, beautiful, and sexually amazing, but in a manly way.

Wow, that guy dancing on that table is mantastic

Mantastic by Tnp12rocks April 3, 2017

Bisidual 

Able to use either hand for something, most people incorrectly assume the word associated with this meaning is ambidextrous

Does your arm hurt when you masturbate?

No, I'm bisidual.

Bisidual by Tnp12rocks April 2, 2017

He spot 

The spot on a male that has the same effect as the g spot on a female. Usually the entire penis

I found his he spot and then we had to wash the sheets

He spot by Tnp12rocks March 30, 2017

Switzersex

Someone who remains neutral in a sexual nature while everyone else takes part in sex... does not have to be an orgy... everyone else can be doing their own thing... with a partner

I'm so unpopular with the opposite sex I am having switzersex

Switzersex by Tnp12rocks March 28, 2017

tongue massage expert

Someone who massages expertly with their tongue, can be a male or female and usually does the massaging in the pelvic area

Someone get me a mop, I just finished up with a tongue massage expert

tongue massage expert by Tnp12rocks March 28, 2017