Chocolate finger

When your wiping your ass and your finger accidentally tears through the toilet paper unnoticed. Can be especially problematic if you scratch your nose later on.

No thanks, I don't need a hug, looks like you got a chocolate finger

by Tnp12rocks March 29, 2017

Mantastic

A guy that is cute, sexy, beautiful, and sexually amazing, but in a manly way.

Wow, that guy dancing on that table is mantastic

by Tnp12rocks April 04, 2017

Bisidual

Able to use either hand for something, most people incorrectly assume the word associated with this meaning is ambidextrous

Does your arm hurt when you masturbate?

No, I'm bisidual.

by Tnp12rocks April 02, 2017

Switzersex

Someone who remains neutral in a sexual nature while everyone else takes part in sex... does not have to be an orgy... everyone else can be doing their own thing... with a partner

I'm so unpopular with the opposite sex I am having switzersex

by Tnp12rocks March 29, 2017

Textlationship

A relationship between two people using text messages. Really just an added step in the relationship process but probably makes it easier for the verbally challenged to "break the ice"

I never would have commented on the size of your breasts if we weren't in this textlationship

by Tnp12rocks April 04, 2017

Mangina

When a male is acting exceptionally feminine

Hey Gary, stop acting like a mangina

by Tnp12rocks March 29, 2017

tongue massage expert

Someone who massages expertly with their tongue, can be a male or female and usually does the massaging in the pelvic area

Someone get me a mop, I just finished up with a tongue massage expert

by Tnp12rocks March 29, 2017