Tk 's definitions

mofu

A way of saying motherfucker that makes more sense than mofo, because the second letter in fuck is a "u" not an "o"

You stupid mofu, you cant even say it right

by tk December 3, 2003

pac-man

One who loves to munch on vagina

Flip is such a pac-man

by TK March 24, 2005

Perfect Dick

The dick you hope your girlfriend never finds if it's not yours. This penis is the absolute perfect length, girth, and color for her vagina.. It hits all the right places and there is only ever one perfect dick for each girl in the world

He knocked me out with that perfect Dick

by TK May 29, 2015

blottowed

Slang term used for getting drunk/shitfaced.

Jesus, did you see how blottowed Janus was last weekend? He pissed in the stairwell.

by TK November 12, 2004

blizzerp

Blizerp, otherwise known as a blunt, is a cigar that is gutted and then re-stuffed with marijana/weed/pot.

Yo flizzle, spark the blizzerp, fo shizzerp.

by TK February 4, 2004

sabado caliente

n. after a heavy night of drinking on friday night, getting out of the house and into a bar before 2pm the next day.
-- often results in blacking out by sundown.

"how was your weekend"
"passed out on a curb at6pm on saturday"
"sabado caliente eh?"
"indeed"

by TK February 27, 2004

rendog

Rendog is the top-shelf d-o double gizzle production maestro and smoko-punishing Cherrybrook nigga.

"Where's my muthafucking proofs? Rendog, git yo skinny ass outta the fire escape and onto level six"

by tk August 11, 2004