1. When something happens and you feel the need to text someone and tell them about it.
2. When you remember an old joke or some kind of insider, and you text a friend about it.
2. When you remember an old joke or some kind of insider, and you text a friend about it.
Jason: I just thought of the time you got pulled over for going 30 mph over the speed limit, and I was like dang that is so text worthy!
Adam: Haha, that was the scariest moment of my life!
Adam: Haha, that was the scariest moment of my life!
by Tizz Mizzle July 13, 2007

Nickname for a Burger King Whopper
by Tizz Mizzle September 02, 2007

When movie-goers show up to the theater 30+ minutes before the feature presentation.
The welchers usually play the movie trivia that repeats every 2 minutes and hang their legs over the seats in front of them, so no one else can sit there.
The welchers usually play the movie trivia that repeats every 2 minutes and hang their legs over the seats in front of them, so no one else can sit there.
Billy: Hey Rob, let's go welch tonight... call up Jake and see if he wants to come with us.
Rob: JAKE! Wanna go welching with Billy and I tonight?
Rob: JAKE! Wanna go welching with Billy and I tonight?
by Tizz Mizzle July 13, 2007

"I just bought a new phone, it's sweetos"
Bill: I can't stand my car, I should buy a golfcart instead.
Ted: That'd be sweetos!
Bill: I can't stand my car, I should buy a golfcart instead.
Ted: That'd be sweetos!
by Tizz Mizzle June 19, 2007

Blows + Balls = Blalls
Used the same way as the informal definition of "sucks"
When something is disagreeable or disgusting, it blalls.
Used the same way as the informal definition of "sucks"
When something is disagreeable or disgusting, it blalls.
by Tizz Mizzle September 26, 2007

by Tizz Mizzle July 10, 2007

When movie-goers show up to the theater 45+ minutes before the feature presentation. The welchers usually play the movie trivia that repeats every 2 minutes and hang their legs over the seats in front of them, so no one else can sit there.
Billy: Hey Rob, let's go welch tonight... call up Jake and see if he wants to come with us.
Rob: JAKE! Wanna go welching with Billy and I tonight?
Rob: JAKE! Wanna go welching with Billy and I tonight?
by Tizz Mizzle June 27, 2007
