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Definitions by Tittsmcgee

chadaleena 

A midget who sucks off a unicorn.
I never believed a chadaleena was real until I was hiking last weekend and came across a midget named Chad deep throating a glorious unicorn.
chadaleena by Tittsmcgee March 11, 2018

tide pod downy 

The special needs babies that resulted from the adults who tasted Tide pods in an effort to disprove the safety concerns parents had of their babies ingesting them.
Justin thought it would be really funny to post a video of himself biting into a tide pod, but he wasn't laughing when his baby momma gave birth to a beautiful 9lb 10oz tide pod downy.
tide pod downy by Tittsmcgee March 10, 2018

shit shimmy 

When you shimmy your hips in circular type motion while on the toilet in an effort to cause your poo to coil up in the toilet.
Zack took such a huge crap this morning that he had to do the shit shimmy so it didn't lift him off the toilet.
shit shimmy by Tittsmcgee November 11, 2017

hand shitter 

An individual who enjoys when others shit in their hands and then they rub it on their own chest, typically in a sexual manner.
TittsMcGee is a total hand shitter, she let Aubrey shit in her hands and then watch as she rubbed it all over her chest whilst he ejaculated on her feces covered breasts.
hand shitter by Tittsmcgee November 5, 2017

edward stirrup hands 

A man who has stirrups that extend from his arms at the flick of a wrist, in order to provide a comfortable place for his woman to put her feet while he eats her juicy pussy. Often one stirrup is equipped with a flashlight in case he wants to see the muff he is diving into.
I was making out with BJ last night and as he was starting to go down on me he quickly transformed into edward stirrup hands....it was amazing, I got to just lay back, relax and enjoy it without having to hold my legs apart.
edward stirrup hands by Tittsmcgee November 2, 2017

over the pants disco party 

When you get a girl off by frantically rubbing her clitoris on the outside of her pants.
I totally creamed my pants last night at the movie theater when my boyfriend gave me an over the pants disco party.
Describing the female reproductive system of a woman who produces numerous children, often with little down time between.
That tramp's cooch is a pezgina, she just keeps popping out one baby after another like a pez dispenser.
pezgina by Tittsmcgee July 24, 2017