When you get a hand job from a little person because their tiny little sausage fingers make your dick look huge.
Dude, I let this little slut give me a midget handy the other night because my cock looked like a summer sausage in her tiny hand.
by Tittsmcgee June 14, 2017
When you shimmy your hips in circular type motion while on the toilet in an effort to cause your poo to coil up in the toilet.
Zack took such a huge crap this morning that he had to do the shit shimmy so it didn't lift him off the toilet.
by Tittsmcgee November 10, 2017
When a dude wears his long beard in a ponytail off his chin, sometimes with multiple rubber bands down the length of the beard to ensure a stiff shaft-like appearance.
Chris was sporting a killer chindick the other day. The placement of the rubber bands down the shaft of his chindick made it look like he could penetrate his woman's backdoor while he eats her juicy pussy
by Tittsmcgee July 25, 2017
When you attempt to swallow a load of cum but accidentally inhale it, resulting in a lung infection.
The doctor prescribed me a heavy dose of antibiotics because I got spermonia again from accidentally inhaling my man's cum shot.
by Tittsmcgee June 30, 2017
When a guy stands a reasonable distance away, facing you, and lobs ping pong balls at your cleavage. If they go in, you drink, and if he misses, he drinks.
Zack and tittsmcgee were playing boob pong last night and tittsmcgee got shit-faced because there was no chance of him missing her huge rack!
by Tittsmcgee June 16, 2017
We weren't sure how Derek's hair would look when he cut his beautiful long hair into a rad mullet, but his hipster man-bun is now a killer bukakke handle.
by Tittsmcgee July 03, 2017
When you take a cum shot into your mouth, add a gulp of champagne to it and let it blend in your mouth before swallowing it.
Smitty blew a load into Bethany's mouth, and before she swallowed it, he poured some champagne into her mouth so she could make a delicious spermosa before swallowing his creamy load.
by Tittsmcgee June 30, 2017