When a dude wears his long beard in a ponytail off his chin, sometimes with multiple rubber bands down the length of the beard to ensure a stiff shaft-like appearance.
Chris was sporting a killer chindick the other day. The placement of the rubber bands down the shaft of his chindick made it look like he could penetrate his woman's backdoor while he eats her juicy pussy
by Tittsmcgee July 25, 2017
When you attempt to swallow a load of cum but accidentally inhale it, resulting in a lung infection.
The doctor prescribed me a heavy dose of antibiotics because I got spermonia again from accidentally inhaling my man's cum shot.
by Tittsmcgee June 30, 2017
When a guy stands a reasonable distance away, facing you, and lobs ping pong balls at your cleavage. If they go in, you drink, and if he misses, he drinks.
Zack and tittsmcgee were playing boob pong last night and tittsmcgee got shit-faced because there was no chance of him missing her huge rack!
by Tittsmcgee June 16, 2017
The special needs babies that resulted from the adults who tasted Tide pods in an effort to disprove the safety concerns parents had of their babies ingesting them.
Justin thought it would be really funny to post a video of himself biting into a tide pod, but he wasn't laughing when his baby momma gave birth to a beautiful 9lb 10oz tide pod downy.
by Tittsmcgee March 11, 2018
When you take a cum shot into your mouth, add a gulp of champagne to it and let it blend in your mouth before swallowing it.
Smitty blew a load into Bethany's mouth, and before she swallowed it, he poured some champagne into her mouth so she could make a delicious spermosa before swallowing his creamy load.
by Tittsmcgee June 30, 2017
When a dude is trying to penetrate a pussy that is super sloppy and stinky with extraordinarily long hair.
Dude, I was jabbin the slaw last night but that skank's pussy was such a mess I couldn't find the hole.
by Tittsmcgee January 29, 2017
The 'lips and assholes' hot dog found spinning for hours on end at a convenience store that literally begin to blister due to the lengthy exposure to the hot dog rotisserie bulbs.
by Tittsmcgee April 17, 2025