Definitions by Tipsy Flipsy

sleeping condiments 

Anything that you need in bed to sleep with someone, particularly birth control, especially condoms.

Hey, we need to get our sleeping condiments ready for our big night in bed.

sleeping condiments by Tipsy Flipsy July 10, 2017

SAWFT 

Something that is very, very soft.

That cuddly teddy bear is SAWFT.

SAWFT by Tipsy Flipsy April 5, 2017

uploose 

A stuck up snob who is being laid back and relaxing.

Normally you're a stuck up snob, but you're uploose today.

uploose by Tipsy Flipsy April 5, 2017

spermacist 

A person, usually male, who says he or she believes in equality between men and women, but only advocates for men's rights. Since feminists only advocate for women and belittle men, a spermacist would only advocate for men and belittle women.

That spermacist has a point that men should be valued in our society, but women should be valued as well. That's why I'm egalitarian, not a spermacist, nor a feminist.

spermacist by Tipsy Flipsy April 5, 2017

anchor lady 

A woman who anchors or attaches herself to a man in order to get fame and fortune, such as Hillary Clinton, instead of working hard and earning everything herself.

Hillary Clinton is an anchor lady who has leeched off of the fame, fortune, and power of her husband, President Bill Clinton, for decades.

anchor lady by Tipsy Flipsy October 26, 2015