Timmy's definitions

pro evowned

To be "Pro Evowned" is to suffer a bad defeat on Pro Evolution Soccer, to concede a stunning goal on Pro Evolution Soccer, or finally to miss scoring an easy goal on Pro Evolution Soccer.

The term combines the words "Pro Evo" (Shorthand for Pro Evolution Soccer) and "Owned".

Player 1: Haha, you just got Pro Evowned.
Player 2: :(

by Timmy October 10, 2004

yam

pocket pussy (often used to sexually excite men (most often lonely, horny, single men) if they are too much of a fag to not have some random chick (or girlfriend) to do it for them)

Damn dude, could you buy me a yam sometime? I'm horny as a motherfucker and my hand just ain't cuttin' it!

by timmy August 6, 2004

football fag

a man who likes to attack the tight end on and off the field

Did you hear that football fag got Jim in the brown eye last night?

by timmy August 6, 2004

kobe

Best NBA playa ever to live. Next MJ.

HOLY VAGINAL HAIR DID KOBE JUS PUT UP ANOTHER 40 point game. Whats that 11 , 12, 13 in a row?

by Timmy July 30, 2004

yih

Multi-purpose word that is used as a substitute for 'yes', but is more subtle and nuanced. It can be used as a statement, exclamation, question, interjection and more.

Statement: Did you gitsome? Yih.
Exclamation: Yih! That was awesome.
Question: Gitsome? Yih. Yih? Yih.
Interjection: Yih excuse me but did you gitsome? Yih. Yih! Yih? Yih.

by Timmy July 29, 2004

JizzBitch

A bitch who likes to be jazzmed on.

Look at that jizz bitch. I need to teach her a lesson and unload on her.

by Timmy July 29, 2004

stutz

a car manufacturer that makes tight cars like the Stutz Blackhawk (as seen in DMX: Never Die Alone)

Damn that Stutz is tight!

by timmy July 18, 2004