Tim Freckman's definitions

Lawn Dart

An incredibly stupid person. Synonyms: Dumb fuck, dip stick, doofus, or dip shit.

She got an F on the Government 101 test. What a Lawn Dart!

by Tim Freckman March 14, 2003

diddler

A pedophile who has a special affinity for children under the age of 5.

The Vice President didn't care of Bill was a diddler because all all of his children were in their teens.

Bill dreamt of diddling the preschoolers, but first he had to come up with a democratic scheme to get rid of their parents.

by Tim Freckman March 14, 2003

Zimming

The practice of passing yourself off as a great lover, when in fact you're really just a pathetic self-abuser who took his cousin to the prom

After Dave's sudden attack of Homo-Panic he began compensating by zimming his friends.

Man, don't zim me. She wouldn't screw you for a million dollars!!

by Tim Freckman March 14, 2003

Zed

A violent bugamist Biker. (See Pulp Fiction)

Zed played eeny-meeny-miney-moe to decide who he was going to bugger first.

by Tim Freckman July 24, 2006

oxygen thief

A ridiculously lazy person. A blood sucking leech. A moocher who does absolutley nothing to earn his or her keep.

For 8 Years Vice President Gore was the stereotypical oxygen theif. That was how he secured the Democratic Nomination

by Tim Freckman March 14, 2003

Bethman

A woman that needs to shave every morning to avoid being visited by side show recruiters.

My sister has a 3 o'clock shadow. What a Bethman!
Did you smell that Bethman's Cheap AfterShave?!?

by Tim Freckman March 14, 2003

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An earth bound hero selected by God to battle a very powerful enemy, or to accomplish a difficult task.

Vishnu tasked me to shampoo his dirty carpet.

by Tim Freckman March 14, 2003