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Lawn Dart

An incredibly stupid person. Synonyms: Dumb fuck, dip stick, doofus, or dip shit.
She got an F on the Government 101 test. What a Lawn Dart!
by Tim Freckman March 14, 2003
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Lolli Queen

A physically unattractive man who gives fellation in front of Candy stores. (believed to have orginated in San Francisco in the mid 70s - possibly during the filming of a Mitchell bros. Porn Flick - Sodom and Gommorrah)
The mayor was really pissed off that the Lolli Queen would do his act in front of the japanese tourists.
by Tim Freckman March 20, 2003
mugGet the Lolli Queenmug.

oxygen thief

A ridiculously lazy person. A blood sucking leech. A moocher who does absolutley nothing to earn his or her keep.
For 8 Years Vice President Gore was the stereotypical oxygen theif. That was how he secured the Democratic Nomination
by Tim Freckman March 14, 2003
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Zimming

Pretending to be a great lover when in fact you're really a pathetic self-abuser that took his cousin to the Prom.
After the intense but of Homo Panic Dave sought to comfort himself by Zimming his Friends.

You're Zimming Me. She wouldn;t screw you for a million bucks!
by Tim Freckman March 20, 2003
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Zimming

The practice of passing yourself off as a great lover, when in fact you're really just a pathetic self-abuser who took his cousin to the prom
After Dave's sudden attack of Homo-Panic he began compensating by zimming his friends.

Man, don't zim me. She wouldn't screw you for a million dollars!!
by Tim Freckman March 14, 2003
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Bethman

A woman that needs to shave every morning to avoid being visited by side show recruiters.
My sister has a 3 o'clock shadow. What a Bethman!
Did you smell that Bethman's Cheap AfterShave?!?
by Tim Freckman March 14, 2003
mugGet the Bethmanmug.

Rear Admiral

A super wedgie that (when executed properly) results in the victim being racked AND the elastic band on his shorts being ripped off
I gave the dweeb a serious Rear Admiral and now he wants to take me to court.

Your mother got mad when I gave her a Rear Admiral, but now she begs for them!
by Tim Freckman April 7, 2003
mugGet the Rear Admiralmug.

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