by Tim Freckman March 14, 2003
A woman who must shave twice a day in order to keep from being approached by Side Show promoters.
Also-The Bestman in a lesbian wedding. (A very common term in San Francisco)
Also-The Bestman in a lesbian wedding. (A very common term in San Francisco)
Did you see that Bethman's 2 o'clock Shadow?!
The Bethman let out a loud burp as she handed her th ering!
The Bethman let out a loud burp as she handed her th ering!
by Tim Freckman March 20, 2003
Liberal moron who mocks the Armed Forces that have sacrificed so much just to give the liberal moron a right to espouse pointless, irrelevent, and inflamatory rhetoric in public and to give aid and comfort to the enemy.
Also see - Sucker, dumbass, Hillary Lovin'retard and Soccor Mom
Also see - Sucker, dumbass, Hillary Lovin'retard and Soccor Mom
Hopefully all of the human Sheilds will have their American citizenship revoked.
Hopefully the human shields with American Citzenship will get the tip of a US Marine's bayonet!
Hopefully the human shields with American Citzenship will get the tip of a US Marine's bayonet!
by Tim Freckman March 27, 2003
The Vice President didn't care of Bill was a diddler because all all of his children were in their teens.
Bill dreamt of diddling the preschoolers, but first he had to come up with a democratic scheme to get rid of their parents.
Bill dreamt of diddling the preschoolers, but first he had to come up with a democratic scheme to get rid of their parents.
by Tim Freckman March 14, 2003
A super wedgie that (when executed properly) results in the victim being racked AND the elastic band on his shorts being ripped off
I gave the dweeb a serious Rear Admiral and now he wants to take me to court.
Your mother got mad when I gave her a Rear Admiral, but now she begs for them!
Your mother got mad when I gave her a Rear Admiral, but now she begs for them!
by Tim Freckman April 07, 2003
by Tim Freckman March 14, 2003
Pretending to be a great lover when in fact you're really a pathetic self-abuser that took his cousin to the Prom.
After the intense but of Homo Panic Dave sought to comfort himself by Zimming his Friends.
You're Zimming Me. She wouldn;t screw you for a million bucks!
You're Zimming Me. She wouldn;t screw you for a million bucks!
by Tim Freckman March 20, 2003