Definitions by Tim Freckman
Rear Admiral
A super wedgie that (when executed properly) results in the victim being racked AND the elastic band on his shorts being ripped off
I gave the dweeb a serious Rear Admiral and now he wants to take me to court.
Your mother got mad when I gave her a Rear Admiral, but now she begs for them!
Your mother got mad when I gave her a Rear Admiral, but now she begs for them!
Rear Admiral by Tim Freckman April 7, 2003
human shield
Liberal moron who mocks the Armed Forces that have sacrificed so much just to give the liberal moron a right to espouse pointless, irrelevent, and inflamatory rhetoric in public and to give aid and comfort to the enemy.
Also see - Sucker, dumbass, Hillary Lovin'retard and Soccor Mom
Also see - Sucker, dumbass, Hillary Lovin'retard and Soccor Mom
Hopefully all of the human Sheilds will have their American citizenship revoked.
Hopefully the human shields with American Citzenship will get the tip of a US Marine's bayonet!
Hopefully the human shields with American Citzenship will get the tip of a US Marine's bayonet!
human shield by Tim Freckman March 27, 2003
Zimming
Pretending to be a great lover when in fact you're really a pathetic self-abuser that took his cousin to the Prom.
After the intense but of Homo Panic Dave sought to comfort himself by Zimming his Friends.
You're Zimming Me. She wouldn;t screw you for a million bucks!
You're Zimming Me. She wouldn;t screw you for a million bucks!
Zimming by Tim Freckman March 20, 2003
Bethman
A woman who must shave twice a day in order to keep from being approached by Side Show promoters.
Also-The Bestman in a lesbian wedding. (A very common term in San Francisco)
Also-The Bestman in a lesbian wedding. (A very common term in San Francisco)
Did you see that Bethman's 2 o'clock Shadow?!
The Bethman let out a loud burp as she handed her th ering!
The Bethman let out a loud burp as she handed her th ering!
Bethman by Tim Freckman March 20, 2003
Lolli Queen
A physically unattractive man who gives fellation in front of Candy stores. (believed to have orginated in San Francisco in the mid 70s - possibly during the filming of a Mitchell bros. Porn Flick - Sodom and Gommorrah)
The mayor was really pissed off that the Lolli Queen would do his act in front of the japanese tourists.
Lolli Queen by Tim Freckman March 20, 2003