Tim's definitions

killa

the best out there; number one

My killa mix lit up the joint last night at the club

by Tim September 28, 2004

blumptastic

blump-kin (adj.)
The description of an action or event that is so incredible that it can only be accurately described or compared by the reception of a blow job while shitting.

word origin - "BLUMP" Old French Porn -, "KIN" - Middle English, Blump-kin Urban Dictionary

My last blumpkin was blumptastic.

by Tim January 24, 2004

plank wank

A term devised by skaters for there hatred of Skateboarders, also see firewood.

i'm going to shove that plank wanks tray up his ass.

by Tim August 7, 2003

frisbee gear

the things need to smoke pot

hey lets go buy some frisbee gear and smoke it.

by tim May 13, 2005

slighted

To be fooled or wronged by a sow.

I liked that sow a lot but she fucking slighted me.

by Tim January 19, 2004

penis dance

the art of getting an erection

im getting so horny i that im having a penis dance

by tim February 21, 2005

sellout

Reel Big Fish's anthem

(sellout) with me oh yeah,
(sellout) with me to night,
Record company's gonna give me lots of money,
And everything's gonna be all right,

by Tim May 2, 2006