Tim's definitions

nobjockey

alternative speeling of knobjockey. A derogatory term for a homosexual male. Also used to describe unliked heterosexual males.

Is he (possible gay male) a (k)nobjockey.
You are such a fucking nobjockey!

by Tim August 2, 2003

duff man

the spokesman for the duff beer company; a brewery stationed in sprinsfield. he is a muscular person with a trademark voice and saying 'oh yeah!"

duff man can never die, only the actors who play him.

by tim May 23, 2004

flaking

1. To bail out of something at the last minute

2. To break a contract, verbal or written

3. To lie about a previously made agreement

Miguel: Hey uhh I'll met you up at 7 pm at the walmart cool?
You: yeah sure NP

-7pm-

you: ....

-8pm-
you: .....

-9pm-

you: zzzz
Miguel: oh uhh yeah i cant make it
you: you flaking asshole

by TIm January 7, 2007

tossed salad eater

someone who eats tossed salad or eats out someones anal cavity.

That's gross I don't want to talk to him, i hear he's a tossed salad eater.

by Tim April 25, 2004

begbie

small gnome usually with his rod in his hand

mind when reversing the car you dont knock the begbie over

by Tim October 9, 2003

eargasm

The ejaculation of spunk into the ear of either oneself or ones partner(s).

1)She couldn't hear for weeks after I gave her that last eargasm.

2)Her fear of facial cum reception caused her to turn her head, resulting in an eargasm.

by Tim February 26, 2005

VGK

a compulsive liar

You got a million dollars? You're such a VGK!

by tim March 13, 2003