Tim's definitions

north

1. noun; Semen, cum, sperm.
2. verb; To ejaculate a abnormaly large amount of semen.
3. noun;An ejaculation of abnormaly large amounts of smen


Derived from the porn star Peter North

1. God, I got north all over me.
2, 3. I hadn't jacked off in 3 weeks so when I came I fuckin northed. ("had a north" for number 3.)

by Tim December 21, 2003

Rad

1. Cool
2. To have sexual relations with.

1. That party was rad
2. I got rad with this girl last night.

by Tim December 21, 2003

comb-over

When an aging, balding man takes the remaining hair on the side of his head and uses a brush or comb to push it over the top, bald part of his head.

Often times these men will think this is enough to convice people that they are not balding, but in fact they are.

"Rudolph Guiliani looks much better now that he stopped trying to do that comb-over."

by Tim December 20, 2003

Adnan

Breakdown for Adnan is:
Ad = Heaven(short for Eden)
Nan = used as 'plural of' in Arabic

Therefore Adnan means "Heavens".

There are 7 'Adnans' in the sky.

by Tim December 17, 2003

Gaff

mucous or plegm emitted during sneezing or coughing especially when it is projected on to oneself.

damn, i just gaffed on my arm.

by tim December 16, 2003

stavrosthewonderchicken

Fledgeling Hunter S. Thompson.

Don't bother stavrosthewonderchicken, he is just molting in preparation for his next essay.

-- Shelley Powers,

by Tim December 13, 2003

Wanged

To have had ones website trampled to death by legions of www.penny-arcade.com readers.

Oh lord! Penny Arcade has wanged my site!

by Tim December 12, 2003