Tim's definitions

Barney

An evil carnivore who loved the girlish color pink. In 1956, he killed many people and many famous people. Barney is the devil's son, disguised in a pink, big fat coat, acting such a good-goody. But Barney -- behind the sences, is an alcoholic, a cusser, a gambler -- (Gasp!) -- even a bad person!

A mild form of "hell." Instead of using "hell" or "heck," "Barney" is the safer word to say.

1.God dang it! That freak Barney is going to send me to hell tommorow... dang it.

2.Some ass at work said I am going to Barney. What the f*** does he think?

3.I might go to Barney if I steal more wine.

by Tim August 16, 2004

wangster

a broke down wanna be gangster

look at that nerd hanging around those gangters, he wants to be a gangster, but he's a wangster

by Tim October 29, 2002

penis dance

the art of getting an erection

im getting so horny i that im having a penis dance

by tim February 21, 2005

slighted

To be fooled or wronged by a sow.

I liked that sow a lot but she fucking slighted me.

by Tim January 19, 2004

sellout

Reel Big Fish's anthem

(sellout) with me oh yeah,
(sellout) with me to night,
Record company's gonna give me lots of money,
And everything's gonna be all right,

by Tim May 2, 2006

lynda

Sexy woman from up north. Is a frog. Also is a enemy of Mr.Roboto

Lynda is a sexy fox. She says ribbit when she is being a frog.

by Tim April 10, 2005

Philly Fakeout

get a girl from behind...spit on her back so she thinks u busted and then.... when she turns around to see the action... BAMMM... bust in her face.

" i gave a girl the bigges philly ever! She was covered!"-tim

by Tim February 25, 2004