Tim's definitions

wet seal

Wet seal is basically when you slap a girl in the face with your semi-hard dick. Variations include a facial THEN a wet seal, or a wet seal followed quickly by another wet seal in the other direction. Whenever wet seals are performed, they must be declared. You must let the person know that they have been wet sealed. This also applies to the non-literal definition of wet seal in which you just make someone look like an idiot.

You've just been wet sealed!

by Tim April 3, 2005

elezar

he is fat and a podge and is *different* he always asks for food, the fat krab

david podgy elazar levi dakota 2005

by Tim April 4, 2005

buttpod

Non-existant American slang created by Gwenyth Paltrow to confuse non-Americans, specifically the British. The meaning of this word is flexible and completely open.
See also: gnarlburger.

That lead singer is totally buttpod!

by Tim December 6, 2004

blite

Black person trying to be white.

Oprah is very blite, and loves to get money from white PTA mothers.

by tim December 9, 2004

Cocoism

A profoundly stupid statement

What you just said was a cocoism

by Tim December 13, 2004

snag

To kiss or make out with someone. Sometimes meaning to have sex with.

I saw Warren snagging some ugly chick!

by Tim December 13, 2004

flatucate

To simultaneously fart and shit at the same time. Typically occurs during periods of monsoon-like diarreah.

Tina flatucated and is now minus one pair of clean panties.

by Tim December 19, 2004