flakey tip

when your semen dries up inside the tip of your penis, causing excruciating pain.

So Ed, Whats wrong?

Well doc, I got a flakey tip you see.

Oh shit. I see why you booked an emergency appointment.

by TigerManGaming February 20, 2019

weed thoughts

next level thinking you can only access when your high on marijuwania.

Hey guys!

What gav?

if water is reflective, and we are 96% water, why am i not a mirror?

Hahah, gavs having weed thoughts!

by TigerManGaming February 20, 2019

GTX 1050 TI

The fuck off version of the 780.

Guess what tim?

What?

I got a GTX 1050 TI last night!

What the fuck dickhead, its just a shit coated 780.

by TigerManGaming February 20, 2019

Car Crash

When some dumbass on his phone hits a duck on the A303 and swerves into the path of an oncoming lorry.

Whats the hold up?

Some dumb shit caused a car crash.

by TigerManGaming February 20, 2019

hit or miss

what every white 13 year old puts on they're tiktok

hit or miss, i guess they never miss, huh?

no they fucking dont, so run infront of a fucking transit van.

by TigerManGaming February 20, 2019

train

A BTEC bus with burned wheels

what we gonna get then?

Lets get the train over there.

Nah, fuck that. Fucking peice of shit.

by TigerManGaming February 20, 2019

fucked moped

when you buy a moped off a dodgey man round the back of big chan's chinese food place, and it breaks 3 weeks later.

look at my new whip mate

what? that is one fucked moped.

by TigerManGaming February 20, 2019