Tiberius1701's definitions

Econerd

People who by nature of their naivete, drive hybrid autos, enjoy the odor of their flatulence, (Oops, that was originated by South Park) and generally are so delusional as to think they are superior to everyone else. They also are firm believers in AlGore's preachings (disregarding the fact when taken into comparison with other individuals, Mr. Gore contributes more to the alledged environmental problem.)they also fall for the stories of numerous Hollywood types who claim they are environmentally conscious.

I find it real interesting how fakes like DeCaprio appeal to the econerd when they see him driving his Prius, but little do they know he is driving it to his private jet-what a bunch of tools!

by Tiberius1701 September 1, 2008

Uberman

What could have been if Kal-El landed in Nazi Germany instead of the good ole U.S.A. (tip of the Hat to an old SNL sketch)

"Uberman, who in disguise is Klaus Kent, a mild-mannered clerk for the Ministry of Propaganda, Fights a never ending battle for untruth, injustice, and the Nazi way!"

by Tiberius1701 April 3, 2006

urban yodeling

When a singer draws out or oscillates notes excessively (seems to have been started by the ilks of Mariah Carey, Whitney Houston and Christina Aguilera) Especially when covering music written by others. And can be heard in karaoke bars.

Besides drowning out the shrill Aaron Neville, Aretha Franklin destroyed the National Anthem with her urban yodeling.

by Tiberius1701 July 24, 2008

Ostrich Syndrome

An affliction that mostly infects Leftists regarding the state of the world, i.e.: The War on Terror. Symptoms include, but are not limited to: voting for democrats; lack of realization that Islamic Fascists want to kill us; believe that these same Islamic Fascists can be negotiated or reasoned with; thinking that Cindy Sheehan is a pretty neat person; taking films by Michael Moore seriously; actually believe that the Bush administration "set up" 9/11.

"All we need is for the Ostrich Syndrome to expand and we can win back the Senate and House!" Nancy Pelosi grinned gleefully as she allowed Howard Dean access to her rear entrance.

by Tiberius1701 September 17, 2008

William Jefferson Blythe Clinton

1)The 41st President Of The United States.
2)Also the first traitor to be knowingly elected President. (He protested against his country in a foriegn land in a time of war, in case you didn't know that. Oh, and he was a true draft evader.) His two terms can be summed up as this: Other than signing NAFTA, and having numerous folks nearby him die of suspicious causes he accomplished nothing. Unless you are amoung the masses who thought that having him defile the Oval Office is a pretty good thing.

Although touted by the liberal masses as the "end all-be all" of American presidents, William Jefferson Blythe Clinton didn't do much leading as he was contolled by the polls-and he had an asprin factory bombed-just for a little diversion.

by Tiberius1701 August 23, 2006

Browns

A team with great history which formerly played in Cleveland.
At the end of the 1995 season Mr. Modell and the NFL completed their 5 year plan to move the team to Baltimore. The NFL in it's infinite gen-
erosity allowed the name to stay in Cleveland (Gee, thanks).
Several years later The NFL granted an expansion team to Cleveland. This team is NOT the Browns.

After making off with our cherished Browns, that asshole Modell renamed them the Ravens, how lame!

by Tiberius1701 February 15, 2006