Ostrich Syndrome

An affliction that mostly infects Leftists regarding the state of the world, i.e.: The War on Terror. Symptoms include, but are not limited to: voting for democrats; lack of realization that Islamic Fascists want to kill us; believe that these same Islamic Fascists can be negotiated or reasoned with; thinking that Cindy Sheehan is a pretty neat person; taking films by Michael Moore seriously; actually believe that the Bush administration "set up" 9/11.
"All we need is for the Ostrich Syndrome to expand and we can win back the Senate and House!" Nancy Pelosi grinned gleefully as she allowed Howard Dean access to her rear entrance.
by Tiberius1701 September 12, 2006
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Ostrich Syndrome

An affliction that mostly infects Leftists regarding the state of the world, i.e.: The War on Terror. Symptoms include, but are not limited to: voting for democrats; lack of realization that Islamic Fascists want to kill us; believe that these same Islamic Fascists can be negotiated or reasoned with; thinking that Cindy Sheehan is a pretty neat person; taking films by Michael Moore seriously; actually believe that the Bush administration "set up" 9/11.
"All we need is for the Ostrich Syndrome to expand and we can win back the Senate and House!" Nancy Pelosi grinned gleefully as she allowed Howard Dean access to her rear entrance.
by Tiberius1701 September 11, 2006
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Browns

A team with great history which formerly played in Cleveland.
At the end of the 1995 season Mr. Modell and the NFL completed their 5 year plan to move the team to Baltimore. The NFL in it's infinite gen-
erosity allowed the name to stay in Cleveland (Gee, thanks).
Several years later The NFL granted an expansion team to Cleveland. This team is NOT the Browns.
After making off with our cherished Browns, that asshole Modell renamed them the Ravens, how lame!
by Tiberius1701 February 14, 2006
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Econerd

People who by nature of their naivete, drive hybrid autos, enjoy the odor of their flatulence, (Oops, that was originated by South Park) and generally are so delusional as to think they are superior to everyone else. They also are firm believers in AlGore's preachings (disregarding the fact when taken into comparison with other individuals, Mr. Gore contributes more to the alledged environmental problem.)they also fall for the stories of numerous Hollywood types who claim they are environmentally conscious.
I find it real interesting how fakes like DeCaprio appeal to the econerd when they see him driving his Prius, but little do they know he is driving it to his private jet-what a bunch of tools!
by Tiberius1701 June 20, 2006
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urban yodeling

When a singer draws out or oscillates notes excessively (seems to have been started by the ilks of Mariah Carey, Whitney Houston and Christina Aguilera) Especially when covering music written by others. And can be heard in karaoke bars.
Besides drowning out the shrill Aaron Neville, Aretha Franklin destroyed the National Anthem with her urban yodeling.
by Tiberius1701 February 06, 2006
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fauxto

Picture of the digital variety taken and modified by Photoshop or other method to increase it's shock and propaganda value. Used especially well by contributors to the NYTimes, Reuters and other left wing newspapers who have a diffiult time fact checking. That is, unless it is a subject that could damage the United States.
In recent weeks, bloggers such as Michelle Malkin, LGF and others have debunked numerous fauxtos taken in Lebanon. Especially amusing was the altered smoke pic that a 4th grader could have altered more convincingly.
by Tiberius1701 August 11, 2006
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