McPaper

USA Today. Due to it's high on words, low on content composition.

"Jim, I need to line my bird's cage, hand me the McPaper." said Bill. to which Jim asked "You mean the USAToday?"
Bill replied "Well I ain't talkin' about the Pain Squealer!"

by Tiberius1701 July 13, 2006

McPaper

USA Today. Due to it's high on words, low on content composition.

"Jim, I need to line my bird's cage, hand me the McPaper." said Bill. to which Jim asked "You mean the USAToday?"
Bill replied "Well I ain't talkin' about the Pain Squealer!"

by Tiberius1701 September 5, 2008