TiM's definitions

The Worst System Ever Made

Sega 32X... yikes!

What a joke

by Tim June 11, 2006

who's that

so you're going at it with some girl, banging her from behind. you take her over to the windowsill so she looks out on the street below while you're railing her doggystyle. then, really quietly, your buddy who's been hiding in the closet comes over and you pull a super-quick switcheroo. the girl won't even know you've been replaced. next you sneak out of the room, go outside, and wave up at your girl. "who's that?"

last night my identical twin came over unexpectedly and when he waved up at us from the street my girlfriend thought i was pulling a who's that.

by Tim October 23, 2004

north

1. noun; Semen, cum, sperm.
2. verb; To ejaculate a abnormaly large amount of semen.
3. noun;An ejaculation of abnormaly large amounts of smen


Derived from the porn star Peter North

1. God, I got north all over me.
2, 3. I hadn't jacked off in 3 weeks so when I came I fuckin northed. ("had a north" for number 3.)

by Tim December 21, 2003

all is well in the cosmos

its all good

how are you?
all is well in the cosmos

by tim October 20, 2003

tossed salad eater

someone who eats tossed salad or eats out someones anal cavity.

That's gross I don't want to talk to him, i hear he's a tossed salad eater.

by Tim April 25, 2004

duff man

the spokesman for the duff beer company; a brewery stationed in sprinsfield. he is a muscular person with a trademark voice and saying 'oh yeah!"

duff man can never die, only the actors who play him.

by tim May 23, 2004

darcy smell

a very fine smell emitted by the dolphin skin like vagina of one darcenator

eric, does that (darcy smell) smell familiar?

by tim May 5, 2004