Definitions by ThunderMummy

vomit comet 

Adoring nickname for the Gravitron ride that shows up at volunteer firemen's carnivals and county fairs. Usually operated by an anti social meth addict, the vomit comet plays grating 80's glam metal very loud to make your ears bleed so you don't notice your stomach unfolding inside out and your funnel cake and coke slamming back into your face a Mach 1.

Dude, no cotton candy before the tilt a whirl, no sausage before the zipper, and no liquids before the vomit comet

vomit comet by ThunderMummy December 28, 2005

irish 

People who are prone to tell you how great they are. Fond of touting their robust economy while failing to mention it was built on the foundation of an E.U. welfare state. Think everything Celtic is romantic, special, unique blah blah blah. Sometimes consider the Scotch and Welsh as Celtic kinsman and sometimes exclude them for not not being true Celts (as if Ireland has the only claim). Say they have their own language but unlike Wales, no one can actually speak it and haven;t for years (That makes them posseurs). Their beer is overrated (Beamish is really good, but doesn't have Guiness' marketing) food sucks (this ain't no France) and sometimes call themselves the blacks of Europe (this is especially offensive, yes they were oppressed but is this the equivalent of enslavement? Only a douchebag Irishman would think so). Do have a good history of music (the folk shit gets old but they can boast of Van Morrison, U2, Thin Lizzie etc.) The one factor that redeems the Irish? They can shit in a bag, stamp made in Ireland on it, and sell it to stupid Americans for $50.

Irish-American wannabe: Kiss Me I'm Irish
Irishman: Where you from?
IAW: Boston, Red Sox Rule!
Irishman: (shitting in a bag) Would you like to buy an authentic Irish souvenir?

irish by ThunderMummy December 28, 2005

california 

Just another state. Big fucking deal.

You: "I'm from California where everything is blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah"

Me: Uh huh.

california by ThunderMummy December 28, 2005

pipe hugger 

(n)- Girl who loves cock. Not derogatory. Just a girl who has a natural appreciation for all things dick.

I like Mary Jane, she is a sweet down to earth pipe hugger.

pipe hugger by ThunderMummy December 28, 2005

Princeton 

Ivy League school that has inflated opinion of itself. Expensive investment as a hope for for success

#1 "My senior thesis at Princeton concerned Hegel and his..."
#2 "Dude, just shut the fuck up and give me my pizza"

Princeton by ThunderMummy November 11, 2005

penny method 

Form of birth control in which it is okay to have sex as long as the woman squeezes a penny between her knees.

My parents used the penny method, I have thirteen brothers and sisters.

penny method by ThunderMummy November 11, 2005

bafaikis 

Acronym for But As Far As I Know It Sucks.

I have never been to Kansas but I'd bet my left nut it's bafaikis.

bafaikis by ThunderMummy November 5, 2005