Klanned

The act of having a shit stained pair of underwear placed on your head and face

Nico was not paying attention at the gym and he ended up getting klanned . I believe he enjoyed it

by Thor from Whitestone May 29, 2024

a smoking viking

A smoking Viking is when you poop and hide it in a air vent

I was so mad at my sister Donna M that I left her a smoking Viking in her bedroom air vent

by Thor from Whitestone January 27, 2019

scottish trumpet

A Scottish trumpet is when one blasts several consecutive farts in a row without stopping.

Mariarose and Danielle loved to hear sounds and smell of the Scottish trumpet playing

by Thor from Whitestone January 27, 2019

Flying tiger

The act of running then jumping and farting in someone’s face

While at the mall I surprised Mariarose and Danielle Carolyn by running up to them and jumping in their faces and gave them a Flying Tiger while their mouths were open

by Thor from Whitestone October 20, 2019

Scottish Dumplings

When turds are left in the bed after Anal sex

Vlad and my Uncle David left a few Scottish Dumplings in my bed after a vigorous ass humping

by Thor from Whitestone March 18, 2023

chinese nose blow

Chinese nose blow is holding your thumb on one nostril and blowing hard so the snot comes flying out of your other nostril

Sallyboy was hard at his Chinese nose blow all day

by Thor from Whitestone January 27, 2019

Free cooching

When women do not wear panties and let the world enjoy the bearded clam!

The other day when speaking with Ms. Monti she declared that every office day is free cooching day! Needless to say selfies were ordered

by Thor from Whitestone June 11, 2024