Definitions by Thor from Whitestone

Free cooching 

When women do not wear panties and let the world enjoy the bearded clam!

The other day when speaking with Ms. Monti she declared that every office day is free cooching day! Needless to say selfies were ordered

Free cooching by Thor from Whitestone June 11, 2024

Dutch brown nose 

The act of putting dirty underwear or panties on some head with the crotch in their face.

While at the gym today, we snuck up and gave Nico a Dutch brown nose. He loved it !

Dutch brown nose by Thor from Whitestone May 31, 2024

Dutch Brown Nose 

Placing shit stained underwear on someone’s head covering their face

While at the gym pumping iron I noticed that someone snuck up behind Nico and gave him a Dutch Brown Nose.

Dutch Brown Nose by Thor from Whitestone May 30, 2024

Klanned 

The act of having a shit stained pair of underwear placed on your head and face

Nico was not paying attention at the gym and he ended up getting klanned . I believe he enjoyed it

Klanned by Thor from Whitestone May 29, 2024

Klaned 

The act of putting your shit stained underwear on someone’s face wit the leg holes on the eye openings

While at the gym Nico the Greek got Klaned by the brownest strained underwear on his nose and lips

Klaned by Thor from Whitestone May 29, 2024

Scottish Dumplings 

When turds are left in the bed after Anal sex

Vlad and my Uncle David left a few Scottish Dumplings in my bed after a vigorous ass humping

Scottish Dumplings by Thor from Whitestone March 18, 2023

Flying tiger 

The act of running then jumping and farting in someone’s face

While at the mall I surprised Mariarose and Danielle Carolyn by running up to them and jumping in their faces and gave them a Flying Tiger while their mouths were open

Flying tiger by Thor from Whitestone October 20, 2019