Thejumacatedscholar's definitions

Kunopian gyfidis

An excuse to stay home

Nah i can’t come ive got Kunopian gyfidis

by Thejumacatedscholar February 27, 2019

Endelonfonjidis

A disease which pertains to when you sneeze with your eyes open and they pop out. It is an uncommon disease but you will not find out if you have it unless you open your eyes and sneeze.

Yes my son was diagnosed with endelonfonjidis he is getting surgery now.

by Thejumacatedscholar February 27, 2019

Karmax

When somebody says they will never do something or never get something and then they get it or do it soon to saying that

I never have gotten the flu

(Next day)

I got the flu

Karmax bitch

by Thejumacatedscholar February 27, 2019

Outside joke

The opposite of an inside joke everyone knows it and it is not funny at all.

Thats such an outside joke paul.

by Thejumacatedscholar February 27, 2019

Yoink

When something is stolen.

Bruh he just yoinked your shit you gonna let him get away ?

by Thejumacatedscholar February 27, 2019

Cooter

A dog’s no no place (redneck version)

Fido stop licking you cooter !

by Thejumacatedscholar February 27, 2019

Predefinary jintidis

An excuse to stay home

(If they ask say it is when you get multiple diseases at once and the doctor doesn’t know what all of them mean)

Nah I can’t im sorry I have Predefinary jintidis

by Thejumacatedscholar February 27, 2019