Thee Red Monkey's definitions

triffic

Shortening of 'terrific'. Meaning great, fantastic, excellent. Commonly used in 1970s Britain. Often sarcastically.

Oh triffic, I've lost my job and my entire family has expired in a car crash.

by Thee Red Monkey June 11, 2006

seams

Shortening of 'seamed stockings', vintage or reproduction nylon or sometimes silk hosiery with a seam going up the back of the leg from under the toes to the stocking top, or welt. The stockings should be shaped to the leg (fully-fashioned) and are sewn up the back, hence the seam. Modern seams are often purely aesthetic and are not neccessary to the construction of the stocking.

Phwoar! Look at that wiggle! She looks good in that tight skirt with seams 'n' heels.

by Thee Red Monkey June 11, 2006

plank

A stupid or silly person. Having a similar mental capacity to a piece of wood.

George is as thick as a plank.

by Thee Red Monkey June 11, 2006

psychobilly

A long dead British genre of music combining rockabilly and 80's garage trash with B-movie, horror and zombie theatrics. The Meteors claimed to be the only true psychobilly band despite their ditching of the revered double bass. Other example are the Guana Batz, Krewmen, Quakes, Demented Are Go, Skitzo and the Coffin Nails.
Klub Foot was the venue to go to.

A fan of such music characterized by the mutating of a traditional rockabilly pomp into a zombified quiff, shaved to the bone at the back and sides. Sometimes with a shaved section on top which left a horseshoe quiff.

~Only the Meteors are pure Psychobilly.
~Hmmm, bit of a childish attitude there.

by Thee Red Monkey June 11, 2006

pomp

Shortened spelling of pompadour. A hairstyle popular amongst rockabilly and greaser males.
The hair is dressed with grease and combed back from the forehead and also up so that some height is gained.

Females may also have a similar style coupled with a ponytail but pins and grips are used in place of grease.

Gimme some grease! My pomp is wilting!

by Thee Red Monkey June 11, 2006

bollock vomit

The male ejaculate. Seminal fluid.

I hurled bollock vomit all over my jazz mag.

by Thee Red Monkey June 11, 2006

wrist action

An English term for male masturbation. See also having one off the wrist.

Hollyoaks is on telly, time for some wrist action.

by Thee Red Monkey June 11, 2006