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Carnivore

A little used term to describe a woman who is super aggressive toward getting a guy. When we say agressive, she is definently on a hunt and bag mission
Guy: that lady is a true carnivore. Shes been here every night and hitting on every hot guy
by Theamazinggeek May 6, 2018
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uxoremphobia

(Fear of wife) a fear of what you wife will say or do if you get outa line
jake: whats wrong with kyle hes scared stiff
joe: simple uxoremphobia. man cant breath, sleep, or eat without fear of his wife critizing or breaking him in two.
jake: wheres his wife
joe: in the next county
by Theamazinggeek May 19, 2017
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Hot mama

The sexy look and body type that says "im a mom" or "ive been a mom". A lady who has the extra baby fat but it moved to all the right places. The ample breasts, the hips that won't stop. She may be shy, call it cottage cheese thighs and an extra jiggle in her stomache but we call it sexy.

Every day they pass you on the street. every guys eyes go straight to them as they strut. sadly alot have a rings, but there are alot of single ones too.
" Haw (gasp) hum (gasp)" is all the guy could get out as the hot mama strut by him. His heart and mind was instantly melted in a flash.
by Theamazinggeek June 9, 2018
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Radar

In reference to the American tv series "M*A*S*H*

The ability to see something, feel something, hear something or know something before it happens. A sort of 6th sense or esp that give a person a waking premonition that allows them to react minutes, moments, before something happen or something is needed.

It can be creepy.
Our dish washer must have esp or radar cause that guy is usually standing right behind me with what i need before i know i need it.
by Theamazinggeek November 4, 2018
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New suit syndrome

A term for when person becomes overly obsessed or obsessive with
A) turning a new leaf in life
Or
B) starting a new life

All due an incarceration (jail, prison)

Very similar as a mid life crisis

Obsessive enough burn bridges, destroy/ end relationships with others. Enough to divorce or break up with lovers or partners. Possible family

Obsessive enough to sell or donate all there possessions so they can acquire new ones.

Obsessive enough to move far far far from the place he got caught possibly leaving the country

All in the name of starting over

Note it can be temporary or permanent
Man:" ken just blew me off. He says he wants a new life. Say he cant be around any of us.
Man2: hes going through the motions of new suit syndrome and is odd are right now leaving one or anything he ever had.
by Theamazinggeek March 10, 2018
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Angels share

A term to describe an amount of something lost during a process or processing and cannot be retrieved or returned

It was originally coined by the Japanese. During the sake making process to describe when a small amount would evaporate. As they said that portion went to the angels.

This term can used in other situations to describe a loss (of a portion) that cannot be gotten back.
Guy1: What happened to all the sake' we made?
Senior: proably a bit of it evaporated ... we used to call that the angels share. We often imagined they were up there drinking it right now.
by Theamazinggeek May 14, 2018
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Teaser

something used to put a female in heat
now that is a teaser
by Theamazinggeek March 8, 2015
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