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when someone's looks are a mislead to there real age. When someone definitely doesnt look there age. As in a lolita that looks 18, 21 but in reality shes 35, 40. Or guy who could pass for a boy when hes actually 28. In reverse some whom look 50 when theyre barely starting there 20s
by Theamazinggeek September 14, 2020
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"How about a little hookie nookie then?" Ask blair to her girlfriend of 3 nights. Chelsea thought how many classes she'd missed so far
by Theamazinggeek September 14, 2020
Get the hookie nookie mug.An inclusive term for paying financially, physically, mentally to upkeep you ex wife and current wifes way of life
Jake: poor bubba, mans gotta work two jobs
joe: ouch
Jake: well hes gotta pay for his wife and his ex wifes credit cards. told him to he shoulda got that devoirce
joe: is that what you call financial bigamy in a nutshell
joe: ouch
Jake: well hes gotta pay for his wife and his ex wifes credit cards. told him to he shoulda got that devoirce
joe: is that what you call financial bigamy in a nutshell
by Theamazinggeek May 19, 2017
Get the financial bigamy mug.joe: think about it having to say hi to you ex while on the way down to breakfast with you current one
jake: ain't that bigamy
joe: no that's a living-in divorce
Jake: no its a nightmare
jake: ain't that bigamy
joe: no that's a living-in divorce
Jake: no its a nightmare
by Theamazinggeek May 19, 2017
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joe: simple uxoremphobia. man cant breath, sleep, or eat without fear of his wife critizing or breaking him in two.
jake: wheres his wife
joe: in the next county
joe: simple uxoremphobia. man cant breath, sleep, or eat without fear of his wife critizing or breaking him in two.
jake: wheres his wife
joe: in the next county
by Theamazinggeek May 19, 2017
Get the uxoremphobia mug.Used in conjunction with "walked into " basically its a room full of cougars in mid party. the worst of any kind involves both a open bar and a sex toy sales woman. many passing male interns have never returned upon going near such places
there were screeches , and horrifying sounds coming from the door. a young mail man and young sales man lay on the ground there clothes in tathers. the two young intern lawyers snuck a peek into near window. suddenly a cougar gave them a look. the boys realized they have to enter this active cougar den to hand mrs daley her divorce papers
by Theamazinggeek May 19, 2017
Get the Active cougar den mug.Nymphomaniac women selected for the select task of keeping a male both occupied and imprisoned through the use of round the clock sexual intercourse. thus he lacks strength to even stand. for those who believe this idea is heaven this is an ironic twist of life. let me know how you feel after being drained for 5 times in a 2 hour period thats within a one day party that's lasted for the last 4 days going on 5
Ben had to go to work but he dare not even move les he wake the pit nymphos . For any kind of movement means to them you have energy for another round and shot
by Theamazinggeek May 19, 2017
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