Theamazinggeek's definitions

Benjamin Braddock

(usually in conjunction with "Pulling a")
When a young male is has a relationship with one member of another family (normally the daughter) and with one parental on the side (normally the mother.
In reference to the movie the Graduate

So your telling me you've been going out with your girlfriend and seeing her mother on the side. Basically you pulling a Benjamin Braddock

by Theamazinggeek March 8, 2015

kitten

Applied to women who act young Immature and naive usually in between the ages of 18 and 21. Kittens are impulsive, easily jealous, immature (and still squeal in delight like a little school child).

Normally you will find a kitten will attach herself to a older man. Kittens love to attach themselves onto college seniors, college grads, but mostly middle aged men. (those in the Transition of a midlife crisis, married, or bachelor)

did you see that kitten in that coffee shop! Sittin on her guys lap like some high schooler.
and did you see her guy, hes gotta be twice his age

by Theamazinggeek May 13, 2015

Femininely awkward

1. A term meaning the person is unsure how to be feminine or doesn't know how to convey femininity.

Not to be confused with being shy or coy.

The term is for those whove never tried to, never been or just find it hard to be feminine.

For the person who believes themselves too masculine or acting in a way.

Poor joanna was in a fix. Being Feminine and doing it around men were two thing that did not compute. Years in gym may have given her muscle, a great figure and the ability to bench press a bus but not insight.
Guess she was a little Femininely awkward

by Theamazinggeek December 16, 2019

Cub love

Similar to puppy, cub love is a purely blind crush on someone young by a cougar, or an older gay man. The person effected person will be smitten and stay infatuated until she/ he get her claws on him.

In severe cases people with cub love sometimes has these side effects:

* a high sex drive they feel wont ne satisfied unless by this crush.
*instant wetness or orgasm while thinking/walking and thinking of.
*easy excitement
*a giddiness and laugh similar to little girls.
* a happiness and cheerfulness that makes the person feel and act younger

*a wanting to claim the prime meet now.

These are good things k.

The best cure is to ask said out or buy him a drink.

Woman: Girl has a bad case of cub love for the wet dream guy at the end of the bar.
Woman 2: the one headin back to hid table of friends?
Woman with cub love: oh yeah

by Theamazinggeek March 16, 2018

Boozehound

A guy who seeks out extremely drunken sexual partners from a bar. normally to add one more to his one night stand totempole

It obvious that Greg the boozehound is horny and seeking out his next victim of his one night stands

by Theamazinggeek April 8, 2015

balonium

A word Coined in futurama that is another word for bulls**t information. The only difference between it and others like it is that this bull may be hazardous (possibly true) to your health

"That sir is weapons grade balonium in itself. "
- said after hear about some nonsense science factoid

by Theamazinggeek March 14, 2018

Finked by facebook

A term for when your caught cheating on someone. All thanks to a facebook post by the person you cheated with. Usually its a combination of an image(s) posted and facial recognition that does it. Sometimes its plain stupidity, a post from your date.

Carl felt very scared when he looked at the top of the stairwell of his apartment building. His girlfriend stood at the top there with her cell and a facebook page open. He realized he had been finked by facebook

by Theamazinggeek May 29, 2018