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An inclusive term for paying financially, physically, mentally to upkeep you ex wife and current wifes way of life
Jake: poor bubba, mans gotta work two jobs
joe: ouch
Jake: well hes gotta pay for his wife and his ex wifes credit cards. told him to he shoulda got that devoirce
joe: is that what you call financial bigamy in a nutshell
joe: ouch
Jake: well hes gotta pay for his wife and his ex wifes credit cards. told him to he shoulda got that devoirce
joe: is that what you call financial bigamy in a nutshell
by Theamazinggeek May 19, 2017
Get the financial bigamymug. While trying to cope without your last lover you pick up a regular friend with benifits.
Essentially its a simple concept. In your grief, saddness, depession, etc. You go to Craigslist or such and list for a fwb. You have rebound sex endlessly. the person your having sex may look or you imagine being the person you miss.
Short term gain, long term loss. While yes you cope in your climax and your partner has fun but.... you take longer, even and sometimes even not recover from your last relationship.
Another con: an emotional unwanted attachnent may for between you and/or your fwb. This may want you or the other person to persue it futher but alas the other only wanted it temporarily.
Essentially its a simple concept. In your grief, saddness, depession, etc. You go to Craigslist or such and list for a fwb. You have rebound sex endlessly. the person your having sex may look or you imagine being the person you miss.
Short term gain, long term loss. While yes you cope in your climax and your partner has fun but.... you take longer, even and sometimes even not recover from your last relationship.
Another con: an emotional unwanted attachnent may for between you and/or your fwb. This may want you or the other person to persue it futher but alas the other only wanted it temporarily.
Husband: Cassies been having a rebound fling with greg ?
Wife: yepped every night after she off work they go at it. She just cant get over her break up with shawn
Wife: yepped every night after she off work they go at it. She just cant get over her break up with shawn
by Theamazinggeek January 23, 2018
Get the Rebound flingmug. 1. Short for or in reference to Cyrano De Bergerac. A romanticist with a big nose and believed the girl he loved would never love him back.
2. A sort of background guy whom no one notices that is feeding the good looking guys there charming lines. He writes there poetry, shows them fluid movement, gives them lines to say, teaches them romantic songs to sing. Essentially they write regular guys dating material . Sadly Cyranos are never noticed, given thanks, or acknowledged. They just fade away into the background.
2. A sort of background guy whom no one notices that is feeding the good looking guys there charming lines. He writes there poetry, shows them fluid movement, gives them lines to say, teaches them romantic songs to sing. Essentially they write regular guys dating material . Sadly Cyranos are never noticed, given thanks, or acknowledged. They just fade away into the background.
You do know that Jared has been feeding joe all his lines all night right. Jared's been sort of a Cyrano since youre first date girl.
by Theamazinggeek April 23, 2019
Get the Cyranomug. 1. As literal as it sounds. You hunt an area with the intention of bringing a kill, trophy, haul, etc. back with you.
2. During a dating desperation, out of loneliness, making a trip to vegas, reno, or some destination with intent of bagging a spouse overnight.
3. Out of loneliness going to some destination for as many hookups as possible.
2. During a dating desperation, out of loneliness, making a trip to vegas, reno, or some destination with intent of bagging a spouse overnight.
3. Out of loneliness going to some destination for as many hookups as possible.
Jennifer power walked all of vegas on this hunt and bag mission. Poor girl came back to the hotel empty handed and no ring.
Everyone replied with "awww"
Everyone replied with "awww"
by Theamazinggeek January 19, 2019
Get the Hunt and bag missionmug. 1. A ferocious, aggressive, strong (mentally, physically) woman whom is passionate with her lover and loves to cuddle. But when her lover or (his/her) honors on the line watch out! She will go beastial and attack first in word then with fist. If shes pissed god help you, she will go on a rampage till she feels things are right
2. (Used as a physical description, adj) to describe
a woman a woman whom is toned but with a flabby or chubby belly.
2. (Used as a physical description, adj) to describe
a woman a woman whom is toned but with a flabby or chubby belly.
Mama bear Johanna threw her magazine down on the ground as another woman was dissing her man. She screamed: oh its on!
by Theamazinggeek November 6, 2019
Get the Mama bearmug. The guy or gal in a group who has just about anything a person might need for any particular outing.
Does anyone realize joe is the preper of the group. hes got just about anything we need for the party in his little fanny pack
by Theamazinggeek April 8, 2015
Get the the prepermug. a Term Coined in the tv anime series "MM!"
A term for a special kind of christmas related celebration that combinds the Christmas time of year and BDSM. On this day we show Cruelty, pain and dominance onto a submissive pet on that special days. All as sort of the perfect but creepy gift to a Masochists
A term for a special kind of christmas related celebration that combinds the Christmas time of year and BDSM. On this day we show Cruelty, pain and dominance onto a submissive pet on that special days. All as sort of the perfect but creepy gift to a Masochists
by Theamazinggeek December 30, 2018
Get the Cruelmasmug.