Theamazinggeek's definitions

Bsp'ed

Taking a tv series or movie and removing the violent aspects or the lethal aspects.

When you Bsp a series you take death out. Or take death out and obliderate aliens or robots. You use non lethal weapons, repeadily miss shots, heck when planes get shot down parachutes always activate ir are seen.

If you ever wanna see a Bsp'ed tv series or spinoff series see: gi joe (any cartoon series), Reboot (season 1), stargate infinity.

by Theamazinggeek June 20, 2018

Be Seeing You!

A phrase that can have two meanings depending on the gestured used with it or the way said.

In thec first meaning if said with a gesture by your hand with a rounded circle to make a monocle it means "see you later"

In the second meaning if only one finger forms the monocle and the rest are out is to mean "see you later a**hole"

Be seeing you!

by Theamazinggeek April 9, 2019

boredologist

Scientist who are masters of killing time and good at not getting caught doing these activities. Boredologist come in all shapes, sizes, and ages. From high school kids in the middle of class to real scientist bored with monotony of day to day work.

Finding new ways to combat boredom.

The boredologist set his text book as a shield his work. He set up a miniture drivers ed course and placed the tiniest car at the start.

by Theamazinggeek May 3, 2018

Alleycatting

1. Going out, walking about and acting tough. This person takes on as many combatants possible and tries to scare the weak. He'll pick fights and start conflict where ever possible. When someone goes Alleycatting, they're trying boost there ego, masculinity, etc

Jacob spent the entire night alleycatting. When he arrived home he had s many cuts and bruises

by Theamazinggeek February 20, 2019

Blind kiss

Simply put, a blind kiss is kissing someone (usually a stranger and on the lips) without even looking or thinking twice. This often in bars and especially on new years eve whilst we're singing "should auld acquaintance "

The room counted down to midnight:
5 . . . 4 . . . 3 . . . 2 . . . 1 . . . Happy new year!

Bob gave the first blind kiss to the nearest hoping it was a lady and hoping she was cute. And after pulling away from the first kiss he looked and she was.

by Theamazinggeek April 22, 2018

Forgotten man

1. A person society see has no value and therefore doesnt exist. The person has no job, no bank account, no stock portfolio nor a buck in his wallet. The person assumed to not have any skills nor the ability to get a job. And therefore cannot learn a trade.

And so he/she is overlooked on the street.

2. A homeless derelict

3. A background guy who blends into the woodwork. Even though he worked as anyone in the room, the history books still forget him. For an example see the first continental congress. The founding father are rembered but the remainder guys fade into obscurity.

4. A person who doesnot or no longer exists (metaphorically, poetically speaking)

The difference between a forgotten man and someone normal is a job.

by Theamazinggeek January 29, 2019

the sloth

A guy or gal who is part of your vacation group who rises some time late in the morn and doesnt get into first gear even until mid afternoon. The sloth takes his/her vacation real slow and easy.

And then theres greg, the sloth of our party weekend group. Heeats his first meal close to noon and offsets his day like that. Hes so relaxed that the word hippie cant apply

by Theamazinggeek April 27, 2019