Theamazinggeek's definitions

Living-in divorce

due to financial reasons divorce having to live with you wife and ex wife in the same household

joe: think about it having to say hi to you ex while on the way down to breakfast with you current one
jake: ain't that bigamy
joe: no that's a living-in divorce

Jake: no its a nightmare

by Theamazinggeek May 19, 2017

Blind kiss

Simply put, a blind kiss is kissing someone (usually a stranger and on the lips) without even looking or thinking twice. This often in bars and especially on new years eve whilst we're singing "should auld acquaintance "

The room counted down to midnight:
5 . . . 4 . . . 3 . . . 2 . . . 1 . . . Happy new year!

Bob gave the first blind kiss to the nearest hoping it was a lady and hoping she was cute. And after pulling away from the first kiss he looked and she was.

by Theamazinggeek April 22, 2018

Alleycatting

1. Going out, walking about and acting tough. This person takes on as many combatants possible and tries to scare the weak. He'll pick fights and start conflict where ever possible. When someone goes Alleycatting, they're trying boost there ego, masculinity, etc

Jacob spent the entire night alleycatting. When he arrived home he had s many cuts and bruises

by Theamazinggeek February 20, 2019

LST

Living sex toy.

A strange form of bondage play when a partner normally a male is treated no better than a dildo. A lst usually is tied and gagged (and possibly blindfolded ) so they cannot touch the partner during intercourse. Its a lack of intamacy in the act.

And when intercourse is over. The person is set free and sent away.

Jane: Jack here been my lst for years. All i want is his dick, not his money or marriage.

by Theamazinggeek May 27, 2018

Nest orgy

A free for all, royal rumble, swinger orgy with a ridiculous ammounts of people in one room. So many people you need to rent a school gym.

This term is reference to a nest or colony of mice.

Shawn: this orgy so huge i would no where to start.
Bobby: in a nest orgy dude you pick what you want and go to it. Hey remember theres bi guys here so dont forget to shout no if ones rubbing you.

by Theamazinggeek May 27, 2018

Pitter patter

(In the romantic sense
1. The sound and feeling your heart makes.
2. To describe your heart going rapid or the heart flutters
3. A way to say your in love.

4. Lightning striking (in the love sense) aka. Love at first site

Oh laura my sweet you make my heart go pitter patter everytime you walk across the dance floor

by Theamazinggeek June 5, 2018

A bitch with two boners

In reference to the phrase "a dog with two bones"

This phrase has two meanings

1) a girl in a love triangle who is deciding between 2 men by strictly there dick. Whether its the size and girth or how much fun it was or how much stamina each had.

2) a girl in a gangbang or threesome who is unable to decide which dick she wants first.

Like a dog with 2 bones gwen couldnt decide with guy she wanted robert or ken. It was a real toss up between roberts size or kens stamina., she really was a bitch with two boners.

by Theamazinggeek January 23, 2018