pseudo valentines day

A term for a pre valentines or post valentines day. Spent on this day due to scheduling or cheaper valentines candy and gifts.
The couple spent a lovely pseudo valentines day one day before the real one. They were lovey dovey the entire day so when they worked the next day there would be no loneliness
by Theamazinggeek May 03, 2018
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provincation

A vacation that is limited to a local area such as the same city or county you live in as long as its not based in your own house.

Some help to describe
DISTANCE:
It can be as close as staying in your next door neighbor house or a hotel accross town. You could be staying somewhere in the next town, or as far as the hotel nearest to the county line. The idea is not to leave your local area.

REASONS:
They dont like to travel far, wanna seem out of town so they can get sex, too afraid to leave the local area, financially cant afford a vacation.
Woman: well there you go again vern. Your so afraid of leaving this town your taking provincation .... in a hotel in the the next town over.

Vern: Its a tourist trap city. It counts as a vacation spot
by Theamazinggeek March 11, 2018
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N.m.N

An abbreviation for No More Nukes.

This abbreviation has been placed on blank images, facebook posting, chat rooms, stickers. In a kind of attempt at a silent campaign. When the letters are left just alone it makes people ask what do they stand for. They will then go online and read something like this
Bobzilla112 (in a chat room): N.m.N ! N.m.N ! N.m.N ! pass it on to your peeps !
by Theamazinggeek March 13, 2018
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Rebound fling

While trying to cope without your last lover you pick up a regular friend with benifits.

Essentially its a simple concept. In your grief, saddness, depession, etc. You go to Craigslist or such and list for a fwb. You have rebound sex endlessly. the person your having sex may look or you imagine being the person you miss.

Short term gain, long term loss. While yes you cope in your climax and your partner has fun but.... you take longer, even and sometimes even not recover from your last relationship.

Another con: an emotional unwanted attachnent may for between you and/or your fwb. This may want you or the other person to persue it futher but alas the other only wanted it temporarily.
Husband: Cassies been having a rebound fling with greg ?

Wife: yepped every night after she off work they go at it. She just cant get over her break up with shawn
by Theamazinggeek January 23, 2018
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financial bigamy

An inclusive term for paying financially, physically, mentally to upkeep you ex wife and current wifes way of life
Jake: poor bubba, mans gotta work two jobs

joe: ouch
Jake: well hes gotta pay for his wife and his ex wifes credit cards. told him to he shoulda got that devoirce
joe: is that what you call financial bigamy in a nutshell
by Theamazinggeek May 19, 2017
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Cougar bait

A young male between 18 and 22 who is considered prime meat by carnivorous (agressive) or cougar
Guy to friend: laugh it up cougar bait, your next, See those women the secind we leave your prey!
by Theamazinggeek May 06, 2018
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Ghost

An emotional state when feeling and emotions pass through you. An emotional state when you have no emotion and you go silent for a long while. To lose empathy, the feeling of a conscience, soul.

To go cold toward people, with a machine and emotionless state of speech, mindset unsympathetic.

To feel as if you dissapeared , no one would care or make a fuss

All if to say "i dont want to care, i dont want to feel feelings and emotions"

To loose ones humanity
"Ghost .... thats what they keep calling me"
by Theamazinggeek May 17, 2019
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