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Ladies of the pit

(Reference to Bram Stoker "Dracula") Vampire women whose sole job was to Drain men of there Strength to keep them imprisoned by siphoning both blood and semen using blood sucking (to a brink of death) and sexual intercourse
The ladies of the pit surrounded the hero with eyes red as blood and prepared to attack
by Theamazinggeek May 19, 2017
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Flowers waiting to bloom

FWTB

A term used by the "Entitled" Generation or those thinking they are Entitled.

A term for youth waiting to find that ambition, excitement to life, that "go getter mood", that job/ career that will bring eternal joy.

Translation : (boiled down, blunt) SIT ON COUCH, SMOKE POT, PLAY VIDEO GAMES, EAT JUNK FOO, WATCH MOVIES/ TV, HAVE SEX (all on the same couch) and wait paitiently for a job that will:

A) pay either 6 figures (or at least 5 bucks more than social security)
and

B) Requires Zero work what so ever.

And this usually ends with the person getting thrown out with the very same couch and worldly possessions on the street by parents.
Bob:Just tell you mom were just "Flowers waiting to bloom" and that were at a delicate stage in our lives. now pass the bong
by Theamazinggeek June 21, 2017
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Corporate Hitchhiking

corporate Hitchhiking is a term for going job to job, temp job to temp job with hope for all this jumping to add up to a solid high paying job/ career. All this time counting on your resume with its stunning large set of skills and items that are usually useless. You may feel its impressive having 3 to 8 pages of info but to any possible employer its shows you cant hold a job down
Jake: do you believe you can win a job with that 6 page resume.

Joe: darn tooting.
jake: but all youve been doing is jumping from management job to management job, from sinking ship to sinking ship.
joe: its only a little Corporate hitchhiking . just look at my entire skill list and my impressive job list
by Theamazinggeek June 27, 2017
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T.o.N

used by gamers as an abbreviation for "Total OWNAGE NOOBS"

loosely Translated

"Im letting you know noob im owning you in this game"
HM: T.o.N . . . thats right the masterson just dis you and is on his way to make for kills
by Theamazinggeek June 28, 2017
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spiritually married

A term meaning your married in spirit or in the spirit of marriage.

Put bluntly you have taken your marriage vow, held a ceremony, gone before some kind of spiritual leader, etc. But not legally signed nor leagally bound to your "spouse.

This has been used by many people including:
#The lgbt community (prior prop 8)
#polyamorous
#bigamist
#Polygamist

# people not wanting or unable to commit in a legal binding way.
"Well my wife is legally married to me but my second wife (sister wife) is spiritually married to me"
by Theamazinggeek May 7, 2018
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pulled a reagan

The act of shifting blame to, asking your, or allowing your subordinate to take blame. Much like what happened with reagan and oliver north.

And possibly pardoning or rehiring the individual later.
You told your sou chef to take the blame in front the owner. You know you just pulled a reagan
by Theamazinggeek May 7, 2018
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Married in spirit

A nontraditional marriage where there is no legal binding to the two (or sometimes more) in there marriage. It can be by choice
"My ex husband are just "married in spirit" so we don't have to go through with all the ceremony and legal stuff.
by Theamazinggeek February 26, 2018
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