Theamazinggeek's definitions

Make like the maid

Means to clean up a worksite, website, home, office, etc all by yourself

"Sorry guys but i gotta make like the maid and clean up the house. My wife is due back in town in a matter of hours and dont want her to see this stye

by Theamazinggeek February 26, 2018

Pitter patter

(In the romantic sense
1. The sound and feeling your heart makes.
2. To describe your heart going rapid or the heart flutters
3. A way to say your in love.

4. Lightning striking (in the love sense) aka. Love at first site

Oh laura my sweet you make my heart go pitter patter everytime you walk across the dance floor

by Theamazinggeek June 5, 2018

balonium

A word Coined in futurama that is another word for bulls**t information. The only difference between it and others like it is that this bull may be hazardous (possibly true) to your health

"That sir is weapons grade balonium in itself. "
- said after hear about some nonsense science factoid

by Theamazinggeek March 14, 2018

Finked by facebook

A term for when your caught cheating on someone. All thanks to a facebook post by the person you cheated with. Usually its a combination of an image(s) posted and facial recognition that does it. Sometimes its plain stupidity, a post from your date.

Carl felt very scared when he looked at the top of the stairwell of his apartment building. His girlfriend stood at the top there with her cell and a facebook page open. He realized he had been finked by facebook

by Theamazinggeek May 29, 2018

Cake day

A moment during or after a stressful time in which you take a break and eat something you love ( like cake)

It doesnt have to be cake, it can be cookies, pastries, or just cream and berries. It can be deepfried creamfilled and covered in chocolate or a tiny carrot cake cupcake for all we care. If it helps you relax because everybody need a cake day.

In reference to the white collar office non birthday

Because frankly, everybody needs a cake day

by Theamazinggeek August 22, 2018

Nest orgy

A free for all, royal rumble, swinger orgy with a ridiculous ammounts of people in one room. So many people you need to rent a school gym.

This term is reference to a nest or colony of mice.

Shawn: this orgy so huge i would no where to start.
Bobby: in a nest orgy dude you pick what you want and go to it. Hey remember theres bi guys here so dont forget to shout no if ones rubbing you.

by Theamazinggeek May 27, 2018

Living-in divorce

due to financial reasons divorce having to live with you wife and ex wife in the same household

joe: think about it having to say hi to you ex while on the way down to breakfast with you current one
jake: ain't that bigamy
joe: no that's a living-in divorce

Jake: no its a nightmare

by Theamazinggeek May 19, 2017