A vacation that is limited to a local area such as the same city or county you live in as long as its not based in your own house.
Some help to describe
DISTANCE:
It can be as close as staying in your next door neighbor house or a hotel accross town. You could be staying somewhere in the next town, or as far as the hotel nearest to the county line. The idea is not to leave your local area.
REASONS:
They dont like to travel far, wanna seem out of town so they can get sex, too afraid to leave the local area, financially cant afford a vacation.
Some help to describe
DISTANCE:
It can be as close as staying in your next door neighbor house or a hotel accross town. You could be staying somewhere in the next town, or as far as the hotel nearest to the county line. The idea is not to leave your local area.
REASONS:
They dont like to travel far, wanna seem out of town so they can get sex, too afraid to leave the local area, financially cant afford a vacation.
Woman: well there you go again vern. Your so afraid of leaving this town your taking provincation .... in a hotel in the the next town over.
Vern: Its a tourist trap city. It counts as a vacation spot
Vern: Its a tourist trap city. It counts as a vacation spot
by Theamazinggeek March 11, 2018
Used in conjunction with "walked into " basically its a room full of cougars in mid party. the worst of any kind involves both a open bar and a sex toy sales woman. many passing male interns have never returned upon going near such places
there were screeches , and horrifying sounds coming from the door. a young mail man and young sales man lay on the ground there clothes in tathers. the two young intern lawyers snuck a peek into near window. suddenly a cougar gave them a look. the boys realized they have to enter this active cougar den to hand mrs daley her divorce papers
by Theamazinggeek May 10, 2017
"Sorry guys but i gotta make like the maid and clean up the house. My wife is due back in town in a matter of hours and dont want her to see this stye
by Theamazinggeek February 23, 2018
A once proud chef is now a fallen idol in the eyes of his staff. His food is mediocre and his restaurant is empty
by Theamazinggeek January 15, 2019
when someone's looks are a mislead to there real age. When someone definitely doesnt look there age. As in a lolita that looks 18, 21 but in reality shes 35, 40. Or guy who could pass for a boy when hes actually 28. In reverse some whom look 50 when theyre barely starting there 20s
by Theamazinggeek September 14, 2020
The belief by women, that all men were placed on the earth to be manipulated by beautiful women. The belief that men are meant to be sheered. To be used for money, power, sex, etc etc
This belief is super super rare and found rarely but the do exist . I repeat this entry is not any kind of generalization.
This belief is super super rare and found rarely but the do exist . I repeat this entry is not any kind of generalization.
by Theamazinggeek March 29, 2018
A term coined in the tv series "eureka".
A term meaning a person who studies santalogy, the study of santa claus. More importantly the myth, the science and magic that surrounds santa claus. A santalogist is not out there to disprove santas exsistance but rather to prove he exist and explain how he performs his miracles.
A term meaning a person who studies santalogy, the study of santa claus. More importantly the myth, the science and magic that surrounds santa claus. A santalogist is not out there to disprove santas exsistance but rather to prove he exist and explain how he performs his miracles.
by Theamazinggeek June 05, 2018