Theamazinggeek's definitions

Pride

a group of lioness (cougar-like) women who won't mind sharing the same guy for a night or so. Funny to note a pride will do everything together so if your a male make sure you have a mile rewards credit card.

Dude (mike Meyers voice): wow thats a pride of lionesses for ya. look as the alpha female, some call, the "party planner" searches though the males for "prime meat" to be "eaten" later.

by Theamazinggeek February 1, 2015

uxoremphobia

(Fear of wife) a fear of what you wife will say or do if you get outa line

jake: whats wrong with kyle hes scared stiff
joe: simple uxoremphobia. man cant breath, sleep, or eat without fear of his wife critizing or breaking him in two.
jake: wheres his wife
joe: in the next county

by Theamazinggeek May 19, 2017

Carnivore

A little used term to describe a woman who is super aggressive toward getting a guy. When we say agressive, she is definently on a hunt and bag mission

Guy: that lady is a true carnivore. Shes been here every night and hitting on every hot guy

by Theamazinggeek May 6, 2018

Radar

In reference to the American tv series "M*A*S*H*

The ability to see something, feel something, hear something or know something before it happens. A sort of 6th sense or esp that give a person a waking premonition that allows them to react minutes, moments, before something happen or something is needed.

It can be creepy.

Our dish washer must have esp or radar cause that guy is usually standing right behind me with what i need before i know i need it.

by Theamazinggeek November 4, 2018

hare

a type of impulsive person (may they be male or female) who fall instantly in love at first sight, and when a better catch (usually physical looks but sometimes financial, sexual, etc. superiority to the last lover ) should pass by, the hare will break up withe their current lover to pursue the new love. The key difference between a hare and any other kind of person is that a hare will have a "buyers remorse"phase afterwards. In his phase the hare will be missing his/her previous lover, so much they are in tears but at the same time having feeling for her new lover.

Please note the following:

* While some can scream slut, douche or tramp this is untrue. Its due to the impulsive nature that they hop from one lover to the next hoping to find the perfect one.

damn that stupid hare broke with me. Shes going out with my best friend

by Theamazinggeek May 28, 2015

Hot mama

The sexy look and body type that says "im a mom" or "ive been a mom". A lady who has the extra baby fat but it moved to all the right places. The ample breasts, the hips that won't stop. She may be shy, call it cottage cheese thighs and an extra jiggle in her stomache but we call it sexy.

Every day they pass you on the street. every guys eyes go straight to them as they strut. sadly alot have a rings, but there are alot of single ones too.

" Haw (gasp) hum (gasp)" is all the guy could get out as the hot mama strut by him. His heart and mind was instantly melted in a flash.

by Theamazinggeek June 9, 2018

Fanatic lifestyle

A lifestyle that tries to duplicate/replicate a fantasy down to the tiniest details. Whether its clothing, hairstyle, lifestyle, food, personality quirks, etc etc. Its a very extreme dillusion. If Your concerned that you are one or living that way, dont worry... your concern shows your not one. A person living this life style cannot discern real life and reality.

A example is a anime fan who eats, sleeps, breath the lifestyle of zeon soldier.

David, a person who chose the fanatic lifestyle, sat at his table in his apartment that was modeled like a starships cafeteria

by Theamazinggeek March 29, 2018