Theamazinggeek's definitions

Friendator

A combination of the words friend and predator

A creepy ex girlfriend or boyfriend. A obsessive girl or guy whom is that into you. The kinda person you can call a fangirl or fanboy of plain ole you.

Note the person doesnt necessarily have to be an ex. It can be someone who just doesnt take no. The friend who gets too close in a creepy way.

A similar word is yandere.
In japan see : Kotonoha Katsura, yuno gasai

In the usa see: knives chau

Jenny: Your ex girlfriend is such friendator , acting like a pretty little friend of yours, acting like she dont want you back.

by Theamazinggeek June 11, 2018

hare

a type of impulsive person (may they be male or female) who fall instantly in love at first sight, and when a better catch (usually physical looks but sometimes financial, sexual, etc. superiority to the last lover ) should pass by, the hare will break up withe their current lover to pursue the new love. The key difference between a hare and any other kind of person is that a hare will have a "buyers remorse"phase afterwards. In his phase the hare will be missing his/her previous lover, so much they are in tears but at the same time having feeling for her new lover.

Please note the following:

* While some can scream slut, douche or tramp this is untrue. Its due to the impulsive nature that they hop from one lover to the next hoping to find the perfect one.

damn that stupid hare broke with me. Shes going out with my best friend

by Theamazinggeek May 28, 2015

uxoremphobia

(Fear of wife) a fear of what you wife will say or do if you get outa line

jake: whats wrong with kyle hes scared stiff
joe: simple uxoremphobia. man cant breath, sleep, or eat without fear of his wife critizing or breaking him in two.
jake: wheres his wife
joe: in the next county

by Theamazinggeek May 19, 2017

Carnivore

A little used term to describe a woman who is super aggressive toward getting a guy. When we say agressive, she is definently on a hunt and bag mission

Guy: that lady is a true carnivore. Shes been here every night and hitting on every hot guy

by Theamazinggeek May 6, 2018

Radar

In reference to the American tv series "M*A*S*H*

The ability to see something, feel something, hear something or know something before it happens. A sort of 6th sense or esp that give a person a waking premonition that allows them to react minutes, moments, before something happen or something is needed.

It can be creepy.

Our dish washer must have esp or radar cause that guy is usually standing right behind me with what i need before i know i need it.

by Theamazinggeek November 4, 2018

Hot mama

The sexy look and body type that says "im a mom" or "ive been a mom". A lady who has the extra baby fat but it moved to all the right places. The ample breasts, the hips that won't stop. She may be shy, call it cottage cheese thighs and an extra jiggle in her stomache but we call it sexy.

Every day they pass you on the street. every guys eyes go straight to them as they strut. sadly alot have a rings, but there are alot of single ones too.

" Haw (gasp) hum (gasp)" is all the guy could get out as the hot mama strut by him. His heart and mind was instantly melted in a flash.

by Theamazinggeek June 9, 2018

Pull an oliver north

Asked to and then playing the scapegoat for someone elses problem or mistake. (Sometimes without reguard to to the consequences). This is not to be taken likely as the ramifications could be dire or legally destructive to your life.

This is a tough, normally noble thing.

For further reference please see oliver north and the iran-contra affair

"Your really gonna pull an oliver north and take the blame for his bad decision"

by Theamazinggeek February 27, 2018