Theamazinggeek's definitions

Puma trap

*to be avoided.

1) A single party full of cougars. usually a clever trap set by a cougar or several cougars all hoping to ensare the young men of an area.

2) a cougar isolated her prey in her home.

for reference Please see the following movies : "The graduate", and "Behaving Badly"

The second definition will apply when the cougar is about to "attack" her sons best friend

and after the woman sent her son jake to the store. joe his best friend realized he has been set up for a puma trap.

by Theamazinggeek April 15, 2015

Living-in divorce

due to financial reasons divorce having to live with you wife and ex wife in the same household

joe: think about it having to say hi to you ex while on the way down to breakfast with you current one
jake: ain't that bigamy
joe: no that's a living-in divorce

Jake: no its a nightmare

by Theamazinggeek May 19, 2017

Finked by facebook

A term for when your caught cheating on someone. All thanks to a facebook post by the person you cheated with. Usually its a combination of an image(s) posted and facial recognition that does it. Sometimes its plain stupidity, a post from your date.

Carl felt very scared when he looked at the top of the stairwell of his apartment building. His girlfriend stood at the top there with her cell and a facebook page open. He realized he had been finked by facebook

by Theamazinggeek May 29, 2018

balonium

A word Coined in futurama that is another word for bulls**t information. The only difference between it and others like it is that this bull may be hazardous (possibly true) to your health

"That sir is weapons grade balonium in itself. "
- said after hear about some nonsense science factoid

by Theamazinggeek March 14, 2018

Blind kiss

Simply put, a blind kiss is kissing someone (usually a stranger and on the lips) without even looking or thinking twice. This often in bars and especially on new years eve whilst we're singing "should auld acquaintance "

The room counted down to midnight:
5 . . . 4 . . . 3 . . . 2 . . . 1 . . . Happy new year!

Bob gave the first blind kiss to the nearest hoping it was a lady and hoping she was cute. And after pulling away from the first kiss he looked and she was.

by Theamazinggeek April 22, 2018

Alleycatting

1. Going out, walking about and acting tough. This person takes on as many combatants possible and tries to scare the weak. He'll pick fights and start conflict where ever possible. When someone goes Alleycatting, they're trying boost there ego, masculinity, etc

Jacob spent the entire night alleycatting. When he arrived home he had s many cuts and bruises

by Theamazinggeek February 20, 2019

LST

Living sex toy.

A strange form of bondage play when a partner normally a male is treated no better than a dildo. A lst usually is tied and gagged (and possibly blindfolded ) so they cannot touch the partner during intercourse. Its a lack of intamacy in the act.

And when intercourse is over. The person is set free and sent away.

Jane: Jack here been my lst for years. All i want is his dick, not his money or marriage.

by Theamazinggeek May 27, 2018