Theamazinggeek's definitions

the preper

The guy or gal in a group who has just about anything a person might need for any particular outing.

Does anyone realize joe is the preper of the group. hes got just about anything we need for the party in his little fanny pack

by Theamazinggeek April 8, 2015

Boozehound

A guy who seeks out extremely drunken sexual partners from a bar. normally to add one more to his one night stand totempole

It obvious that Greg the boozehound is horny and seeking out his next victim of his one night stands

by Theamazinggeek April 8, 2015

Bunny Party

1) The playboy party hue hefner throws.
2) similar to a bachelor party or stripper party but that rather than strippers you have hookers

3) Dance or rave or party where there is 10% grinding on the dance floor. and 90% actual sex
4) a sex party or orgy
5) a party where you find one guy and a bunch of hookers

* note: usually held in amsterdam

hey hey guys joes throwing a bunny party at his house again. another night filled with every kind of

by Theamazinggeek April 15, 2015

cougar den

A room full of cougars all waiting to strike

guys weve made a major mistake. weve walked into a room full of cougars, no dare I say a cougar den

by Theamazinggeek April 15, 2015

Puma trap

*to be avoided.

1) A single party full of cougars. usually a clever trap set by a cougar or several cougars all hoping to ensare the young men of an area.

2) a cougar isolated her prey in her home.

for reference Please see the following movies : "The graduate", and "Behaving Badly"

The second definition will apply when the cougar is about to "attack" her sons best friend

and after the woman sent her son jake to the store. joe his best friend realized he has been set up for a puma trap.

by Theamazinggeek April 15, 2015

kitten

Applied to women who act young Immature and naive usually in between the ages of 18 and 21. Kittens are impulsive, easily jealous, immature (and still squeal in delight like a little school child).

Normally you will find a kitten will attach herself to a older man. Kittens love to attach themselves onto college seniors, college grads, but mostly middle aged men. (those in the Transition of a midlife crisis, married, or bachelor)

did you see that kitten in that coffee shop! Sittin on her guys lap like some high schooler.
and did you see her guy, hes gotta be twice his age

by Theamazinggeek May 13, 2015

hare

a type of impulsive person (may they be male or female) who fall instantly in love at first sight, and when a better catch (usually physical looks but sometimes financial, sexual, etc. superiority to the last lover ) should pass by, the hare will break up withe their current lover to pursue the new love. The key difference between a hare and any other kind of person is that a hare will have a "buyers remorse"phase afterwards. In his phase the hare will be missing his/her previous lover, so much they are in tears but at the same time having feeling for her new lover.

Please note the following:

* While some can scream slut, douche or tramp this is untrue. Its due to the impulsive nature that they hop from one lover to the next hoping to find the perfect one.

damn that stupid hare broke with me. Shes going out with my best friend

by Theamazinggeek May 28, 2015