Theamazinggeek's definitions

Missile Crisis Feeling

A term for a hushed silence which usually accompanied by fear, anxiety, or anticipation. (Sometimes one or more or even rarely all)

A hush silence fell upon the room. A sort of Missile crisis feeling as nobody moved

by Theamazinggeek March 8, 2015

Cancoon cougar

A cougar (woman) who goes to a popular spring break locations (like fort Lauderdale, mexi cali, tj, cancoon etc.) during spring break season strictly for sex / hook ups/ and one night stands with all the young men she can get. It considered a all you can buffet of prime meat for them.

A group of cancoon cougars emerged from there car after the long trip to fort Lauderdale. Each one had delight written on there face as the licked there lips.

by Theamazinggeek June 10, 2018

Letterman list

Usually in Conjunction with "the"
In Reference to The David letterman list.

A term for a list of the top answers to a topic. Usually the topic and/or its topic can be comical or serious. Number of answers are typically between 5 and 10 answers

Harvey: Give me the Letterman list then.

John: Earth, Dad, pizza, sex, cold beer, fast cars, sex, Aeryn, love.

Harvey: Well, we're both dead.

John: Screw you.

by Theamazinggeek January 4, 2017

A bitch with two boners

In reference to the phrase "a dog with two bones"

This phrase has two meanings

1) a girl in a love triangle who is deciding between 2 men by strictly there dick. Whether its the size and girth or how much fun it was or how much stamina each had.

2) a girl in a gangbang or threesome who is unable to decide which dick she wants first.

Like a dog with 2 bones gwen couldnt decide with guy she wanted robert or ken. It was a real toss up between roberts size or kens stamina., she really was a bitch with two boners.

by Theamazinggeek January 23, 2018

Bird Dog

The person in a group of friends who has the dirt or info (the 411) on anybody else. whether they be part of the group or not. The bird dog of any group usually has the capability (techinical know how) to seek the info needed.

Bird Dogged
Bird Dogging

You realize hes bird dogging your buddy over there. he just told me about his two felonies and was going on about his past girlfriends

by Theamazinggeek April 8, 2015

anger turned sideways

Meaning a combination of insanity, humor, and irony that is married to a constructive and/destructive action.

BOILED DOWN: making a joke of your anger, laughing it off, or making a practical joke that shows your anger.

They say there is s link between anger and wit. Anger turned inward is depression. Anger turned sidways is insanity.

I always have a "anger turned sideways" attitude when it comes to war

by Theamazinggeek May 17, 2019

American plan

1)<noun>(in hotels) a system of paying a single daily rate that covers the room and all meals.

2 )<slang> used as a defying statement to say. I like american stuff so keep your foreign food away from me. ( usually said by a non adventurous person who order pb&j in an indian restaurant.

"Listen buddy im here on the american plan. I live on an american base, i eat in an american mess, i shop in an american px"

by Theamazinggeek May 8, 2018