146 definition by Theamazinggeek

1. Short for or in reference to Cyrano De Bergerac. A romanticist with a big nose and believed the girl he loved would never love him back.

2. A sort of background guy whom no one notices that is feeding the good looking guys there charming lines. He writes there poetry, shows them fluid movement, gives them lines to say, teaches them romantic songs to sing. Essentially they write regular guys dating material . Sadly Cyranos are never noticed, given thanks, or acknowledged. They just fade away into the background.

a type of impulsive person (may they be male or female) who fall instantly in love at first sight, and when a better catch (usually physical looks but sometimes financial, sexual, etc. superiority to the last lover ) should pass by, the hare will break up withe their current lover to pursue the new love. The key difference between a hare and any other kind of person is that a hare will have a "buyers remorse"phase afterwards. In his phase the hare will be missing his/her previous lover, so much they are in tears but at the same time having feeling for her new lover.

Please note the following:

* While some can scream slut, douche or tramp this is untrue. Its due to the impulsive nature that they hop from one lover to the next hoping to find the perfect one.

Quite literally The feeling of hunger for sex.

If you had a regular Sexual partner and then suddenly had to stop. Your going to go through this .

if you haven't had "it" in a while your going to have this feelilng.

Feeling sexual hunger is natural, and annoying.

Symtoms include: Uncontrolled drooling, super high heart rate, an unusually super strong sexual feeling, easily turned on.

intentionally doing a wrong, bad, destructive action with the intent of being fired from your job. your doing something so bad or so aweful that your company will forced to fire you. as some would say "Quiting with unemployment benifits"

A mental condition coined after the mood of A. A. Milne.

This condition is characterized by its constant gloomy gus symptoms including:

*A contant feeling of doom
* a downward depression or saddness
*the ability to find more depressing thing inside of depressing or bad things.
*the ability to walk in a raincloud (mood-wise) even on a happy sunny day.
*The feeling being broken.
*a true gloomy gus.
*a constant feeling giving up in any circumstances.

Despite that above being content. Even gladness in that depression. As if the depression brings joy in a strange paradox

Note: not to be confused with emo.

A word Coined in futurama that is another word for bulls**t information. The only difference between it and others like it is that this bull may be hazardous (possibly true) to your health

While trying to cope without your last lover you pick up a regular friend with benifits.

Essentially its a simple concept. In your grief, saddness, depession, etc. You go to Craigslist or such and list for a fwb. You have rebound sex endlessly. the person your having sex may look or you imagine being the person you miss.

Short term gain, long term loss. While yes you cope in your climax and your partner has fun but.... you take longer, even and sometimes even not recover from your last relationship.

Another con: an emotional unwanted attachnent may for between you and/or your fwb. This may want you or the other person to persue it futher but alas the other only wanted it temporarily.