Theamazinggeek's definitions

LST

Living sex toy.

A strange form of bondage play when a partner normally a male is treated no better than a dildo. A lst usually is tied and gagged (and possibly blindfolded ) so they cannot touch the partner during intercourse. Its a lack of intamacy in the act.

And when intercourse is over. The person is set free and sent away.

Jane: Jack here been my lst for years. All i want is his dick, not his money or marriage.

by Theamazinggeek May 27, 2018

Make like the maid

Means to clean up a worksite, website, home, office, etc all by yourself

"Sorry guys but i gotta make like the maid and clean up the house. My wife is due back in town in a matter of hours and dont want her to see this stye

by Theamazinggeek February 26, 2018

Nest orgy

A free for all, royal rumble, swinger orgy with a ridiculous ammounts of people in one room. So many people you need to rent a school gym.

This term is reference to a nest or colony of mice.

Shawn: this orgy so huge i would no where to start.
Bobby: in a nest orgy dude you pick what you want and go to it. Hey remember theres bi guys here so dont forget to shout no if ones rubbing you.

by Theamazinggeek May 27, 2018

pulled a reagan

The act of shifting blame to, asking your, or allowing your subordinate to take blame. Much like what happened with reagan and oliver north.

And possibly pardoning or rehiring the individual later.

You told your sou chef to take the blame in front the owner. You know you just pulled a reagan

by Theamazinggeek May 7, 2018

Pitter patter

(In the romantic sense
1. The sound and feeling your heart makes.
2. To describe your heart going rapid or the heart flutters
3. A way to say your in love.

4. Lightning striking (in the love sense) aka. Love at first site

Oh laura my sweet you make my heart go pitter patter everytime you walk across the dance floor

by Theamazinggeek June 5, 2018

deflect blame

A form of shifting blame by taking part of the blame and then shifting the main part of the blame ro another even though your completly at fault.

Example : a teen is caught with booze, takes part of the blame and then shifts the main part of ot to his friends.

Hey fred why do you always deflect blame to me ?

by Theamazinggeek June 18, 2018

Ladies of the pit

(Reference to Bram Stoker "Dracula") Vampire women whose sole job was to Drain men of there Strength to keep them imprisoned by siphoning both blood and semen using blood sucking (to a brink of death) and sexual intercourse

The ladies of the pit surrounded the hero with eyes red as blood and prepared to attack

by Theamazinggeek May 19, 2017