14 definitions by The_Streets

Pipsy

A 50 something year old man that looks like he’s 80. A Pipsy frequently thinks he is going to be dead before the next time he sees you.

Dan : who was that guy standing outside the bar thanksgiving night. He looked so lonely.
Kevin : he’s just a poor Pipsy

by The_Streets October 14, 2017

Mayday Malone

A guy who is ugly AF but still crushes pussy like Ted Danson in Cheers. Sammy “Mayday” Malone

Dan : Look at Mayday Malone over there.

Jon : yeah, she’s a dime but that dude is a dope.

by The_Streets October 7, 2017

Adventure Dogs

Adventure dogs are dogs who seem normal to humans but when alone they could be seen going on adventures, solving mysteries and such. The group is usually led by a German Shepard with a poodle love interest. The group quite often contains a surly pit bull and a rambunctious Chiwawa. Cats can often be found trying to foil their plans or impede the progress of their adventure.

Abby: I lost a precious family heirloom last week. My dog went missing a few days then the heirloom somehow returned.

Joe: It’s very possible the heirloom was found by adventure dogs. You have a very special dog there Abby.

by The_Streets September 15, 2020

out of balance

A term used by African American youths in the mid 90’s for “ Out of Bounds” in basketball.

Nah man. You stepped out of balance.

by The_Streets October 7, 2017

Computers

Earbud Headphones.

Kenny : Toby, take those computers out of your ears for a second.

by The_Streets October 7, 2017

beat street and onion ave

When someone is left out of an activity.

Sally : Did you get me a ticket for the game?
Dan : Nah, your on beat street and onion ave.

by The_Streets October 7, 2017

merlin olsen

1. Someone you say you know to make you sound important.
2. Former NFL football player, announcer and actor.

I’m kind of a big deal. I know Merlin Olsen.

by The_Streets October 7, 2017