Karmafied

When you do something so egregious that you just know the gods will punish you sooner or later.

Dude, you fucked the guys wife in his new motor home when he had cancer, you’re karmafied plain and simple!

by TheZackmancommeth June 15, 2019

artease

An artease is a talented artist who constantly downplays her talent to appear of the people.

If Picasso were an artease we might be saying “Pablo who” and never hang half a face in the louvre.

by TheZackmancommeth January 08, 2021

nicklebroke

So poor as to not have two nickels to rub together and dependent on close friends to stay relevant with clothing, transportation, etc.

I’ll throw dude some shekels but I ain’t about to adopt me no nicklebroke wannabe third cousin.

by TheZackmancommeth April 07, 2019

gailism

Gailism is a perspective by which something isn’t currently true but based on pure belief is destined to be true.

The existence of gailism is what allows the net to appear after you have jumped.

by TheZackmancommeth March 28, 2022

zentopia

A state of euphoria that can only be achieved and therefore exist within ones own mind.

The path to zentopia lies within ones mind.

by TheZackmancommeth October 12, 2020

cobwebian

Cobwebian is a form of speech whereby the speaker uses well known phrases as if he were coining them in present day.

A Cobwebian linguistic might say something like “I know you are but what am I?” With a glint in his eye like he just slayed a worthy opponent with his clever jab.

by TheZackmancommeth September 13, 2021

hobo-royalty

Hobo-royalty identifies the person at the top of their social group, regardless of the status of that particular group.

That bro might be homeless but he is hobo-royalty to the bone!

by TheZackmancommeth September 25, 2020