The guy in everyone’s group that never has cash but is “Always good for it”. This person may also carry credit cards that never seem to work.
by TheZackmancommeth April 07, 2019
A person is in Vossguise when they’re trying to look “of the people’ when they’re really rich, privileged and accustomed to the finer things in life (ie perrier, Voss water, etc).
A dude that lives one life then raps about living another is wearing a vossguise and is often fooling no one.
by TheZackmancommeth April 14, 2019
by TheZackmancommeth January 07, 2021
Gailism is a perspective by which something isn’t currently true but based on pure belief is destined to be true.
by TheZackmancommeth March 27, 2022
A feltster is a person at a poker table who always knows what cards people are holding (usually after they’re revealed). A feltster always tells you why he won and how bad a player you are if you happen to beat him. A poker God.
I must be the luckiest player in the world because where ever I play I’m always seated next to a feltster or three!
by TheZackmancommeth April 08, 2019
Cobwebian is a form of speech whereby the speaker uses well known phrases as if he were coining them in present day.
A Cobwebian linguistic might say something like “I know you are but what am I?” With a glint in his eye like he just slayed a worthy opponent with his clever jab.
by TheZackmancommeth September 13, 2021
When something is so far past cool that it’s both sick in style and epic in its achievement it’s dopatropic.
When Shawn landed his dopatropic opener in the half pipe he tossed the argument about degree of difficulty on its head!
by TheZackmancommeth April 07, 2019