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Definitions by TheZackmancommeth

Hoboroyalty 

Hoboroyalty occurs when an individual sits at the upper echelon of their social group, whatever that group is.
Hoboroyalty is a designation given to the leader of a group regardless of the social standing of that particular group.
Hoboroyalty by TheZackmancommeth September 18, 2020

stevereno 

If you’re a guy you want to be a Stevereno, if you’re a woman you want to be around one. So sensitive he’ll hold your hair back while you puke, even if it’s in his own car.
I’ve had boyfriends, what I want, what I need is a Stevereno!
stevereno by TheZackmancommeth October 7, 2019

Karmafied 

When you do something so egregious that you just know the gods will punish you sooner or later.
Dude, you fucked the guys wife in his new motor home when he had cancer, you’re karmafied plain and simple!
Karmafied by TheZackmancommeth June 14, 2019

slantdancular 

It refers to an specific area when you’re not sure if two things are parallel or perpendicular to each other. Sometimes called catty cornered or cattywampas.
The pizza place is across the street and slantdancular to the bike shop.

chivasting 

A Chivasting is a DUI check point usually set up on holidays to catch drunk drivers.
If it’s near a holiday and you come upon a bunch of cops looking for drunk drivers you’ve been ensnared in a Chivasting so proceed with caution.
chivasting by TheZackmancommeth April 14, 2019

vossguise 

A person is in Vossguise when they’re trying to look “of the people’ when they’re really rich, privileged and accustomed to the finer things in life (ie perrier, Voss water, etc).
A dude that lives one life then raps about living another is wearing a vossguise and is often fooling no one.
vossguise by TheZackmancommeth April 14, 2019
A feltster is a person at a poker table who always knows what cards people are holding (usually after they’re revealed). A feltster always tells you why he won and how bad a player you are if you happen to beat him. A poker God.
I must be the luckiest player in the world because where ever I play I’m always seated next to a feltster or three!
feltster by TheZackmancommeth April 8, 2019