Meaterian

A person who does not eat vegetables, and sometimes other plant products, especially for moral, religious, or health reasons.

Guy 1: "Hey dude, do you want some carrots?"
Guy 2: "No thank you, I am a Meaterian."

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Defermfaceminphobia

I have Defermfaceminphobia.

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Guy 1: "She is SWFD"
Guy 2: "Okay."

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hey dude guess what i got that promotion!
oh wow RAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH
woah i never knew u was a dinosaur
RAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
i have 3 peepees

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the real legal name of amber heard the girl who poos on beds

we have johnny depp the godly jack sparrows versus the poop girl

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guy 1: guy 2 u just eggtarted me bruh stop
guy 2: no way lmao also there's a 47 Inch AU7000 4K Samsung TV stuck in my ass

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Chad: hey bro you wanna listen to some nickelback
sexy: NO!!! I have Nickphobia! I'M TERRIFIED OF NICKELBACK.
Chad: wanna smoke some weed

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