here nor there

another way of saying "it doesn't matter" or "its irrelevent"

"It's here nor there Kyle that I should of taken the cat in to be declawed by now!! It was your responsibility to keep an eye on him, and since you didn't, he went into my room and tore my pantyhose to shreds! Now I gotta go and buy all new pairs and guess what...it's coming out of your allowance mister!!"

by TheMocker January 19, 2008

grape

foot fetish slang word for a woman's big toe

One of my household duties as resident at Empress Shirley's manor is to worship her bare feet while she is lying down on her oversized double bed which I am privelged to share, and I usually start this task by sucking hard on her grapes before running my tongue on her other toes and down to the soles of her feet.

by TheMocker January 10, 2008

get a grip

another way of saying "take it easy" or "stop being so f**kin' paranoid already!"

I told Robbie that he needs to get a grip (and I don't mean on my pantyhose either!)
I also told him Dave said the same thing.

btw Dave's dick is bigger :-)

by TheMocker December 30, 2005

going national

having had sex with more than one person. in other words, the moment you do the nasty with the person immediately following the one you lost your virginity to, you've gone national.

Calvin: "hey, when did you start going national?"
Hobbs: "last week with Bree, Ashley's sister.....I guess Ashley taught me everything I needed to know!" :)

by TheMocker September 09, 2005

mm

short for "masturbation material".

I am amazed at how internet porn sites make for some great mm!
It definitely comes in handy (no pun intended!) whenever Shirley goes away for the weekend! :)

by TheMocker August 20, 2005

red onion

a hole in the wall, a really crappy bar or hangout

"I needed to get out of the house for a while, but I didn't want to go far or spend a lot of cash, so I just went to that red onion down the street."

by TheMocker December 30, 2013

Put a coat of paint on it

A somewhat polite but blunt way to tell someone to shut up, or to drop a particular subject they won't stop talking about

Smith: "I told you this wouldn't work, but does anyone ever listen to me? Noooo!! They just carry on mindlessly doing the same old stupid shit.."

Jones: "Hey Smitty put a coat of paint on it already! We can't solve this problem if you keep jabberjawing way like this!"

by TheMocker January 16, 2025