TheMocker's definitions

weenie roast

a girls' night out celebration involving male strippers

when I turned 19 and the girls took me to my first weenie roast, Glenda got so wasted that she couldn't even remember where she left her pantyhose the next morning!

by TheMocker September 26, 2005

going national

having had sex with more than one person. in other words, the moment you do the nasty with the person immediately following the one you lost your virginity to, you've gone national.

Calvin: "hey, when did you start going national?"
Hobbs: "last week with Bree, Ashley's sister.....I guess Ashley taught me everything I needed to know!" :)

by TheMocker September 10, 2005

mm

short for "masturbation material".

I am amazed at how internet porn sites make for some great mm!
It definitely comes in handy (no pun intended!) whenever Shirley goes away for the weekend! :)

by TheMocker September 6, 2005

ph

short for pantyhose

"I have to go to zellers and get some ph before they close!"

"Jeannette borrowed a pair of my ph, and amazingly they fit....even with her size 11 feet!!"

by TheMocker August 31, 2005

prof

short form for professor (of a college or university); aka - the man whose dick is getting sucked by the female student with the highest grade in the class.

Angela aced nuclear physics 101 since she slept with the prof all semester.

by TheMocker August 23, 2005

talk to me

what someone would say after hearing something of a positive nature (good news, a good idea etc.) to get more details on the subject.

Jenn: "Guess what, hun...we've got a flight to Cuba tomorrow morning!"

Mark: "Huh?? ohhhh....talk to me baby!!"

by TheMocker June 27, 2005

Spike Lee

jobless (but immensely wealthy) liberal hippie who can seen doing a watusi-type dance at any given knicks game. accusing him of the above would brand you a racist by him or his staff.

I just saw Spike Lee handing out flowers and holding a peace rally in times square! isn't that amazing??

by TheMocker December 14, 2004