a cruel and oppressive ruler, who hates the United States constitution, and civil rights. Also, who closes down churches during covid, and lets gay strip clubs, and his winery stay open.
Gavin Newsom was appalled that he had to listen to the bill of rights when making his tyrannical laws.
by TheLoaners October 17, 2023
The act of spanking your sexual partner with the Holy Bible, or something that resembles the Bible. This is a common practice in BDSM and Fetish’s. The significance of Nielsen is there is a type of paddle used in BDSM practice that is called a Nielsen Paddle.
by TheLoaners July 10, 2018
I can't Believe Aspen drank my Shirley temple as I was going to get him a Beggin Strip, that's the Ultimate Betrayal!
by TheLoaners October 17, 2023
When something that you would’ve never even imagined could become possible becomes possible. Things that are statistically impossible, but happen anyway.
The chaparral effect is real, I couldn’t believe my eyes when I checked my security footage from my small business and saw someone defecating in front of my shop at five in the morning on a random Monday.
by TheLoaners April 21, 2025
The jersey pertains to someone getting the sentence of life in prison without possibility of parole. This term has been referenced in many rap songs including, “100 Rounds“ by lil Durk, “BDK” by Lil Joni, and others. This term routed from Chicago where most of the rappers that use it are from, but has now become a more used term in other states. The terminology has also been used on the hit TV Show “Blue Bloods”.
“ free my homie Mikey, he got a charged for murder, The jury of 12’s about to throw him the jersey. He’s doin life!” - Lil Durk 100 Rounds.
by TheLoaners January 22, 2020
The definition of anyone that plays air-soft, that thinks it has any coronation to actual combat, fighting, or anything real.
Dude, I would never go play airsoft with you! you believe that playing with toy guns that shoot non lethal balls of cheap plastic somehow makes you better at real combat with real guns. you turn airsoft into Cringesoft!
by TheLoaners October 17, 2023
Person 1: Don’t go to that pawnshop, they’ll offer you $50 for your $500 gun you’ll get absolutely M80’d.
Person 2: what the hell does that mean?
Person 1: they’ll take an M80, rub some Vaseline on it, and shove it up your asshole and let it rip as they hand you a $50 bill.
Person 2: well it’s probably your fault for going to a pawnshop at two in the morning on a Wednesday, of course you’re gonna get m80’d, the only people there are crackheads feening for their next fix, or hookers trying to spell shit they stole from their John’s.
Person 2: what the hell does that mean?
Person 1: they’ll take an M80, rub some Vaseline on it, and shove it up your asshole and let it rip as they hand you a $50 bill.
Person 2: well it’s probably your fault for going to a pawnshop at two in the morning on a Wednesday, of course you’re gonna get m80’d, the only people there are crackheads feening for their next fix, or hookers trying to spell shit they stole from their John’s.
by TheLoaners April 10, 2025