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Ass Nate

The Mob Boss of the Cassolini Family that caused unrelenting chaos in New England back in the 1980s. He is called Ass Nate because of his strange torture methods that often resulted in the anus being affected in some way. Details are sketchy but nobody really knows what the torture methods were, exactly. Some speculate that he would make the members of the family set up a 2.5-mile long spanking routine and make the victim crawl through it, or make the victim go weeks without taking a shit.

Dave: Did you hear the news about that guy who suffered blunt force trauma to the ass? I think Ass Nate struck again.
Susan: Nah, it's all a fake. You're being paranoid.

by TheGayAccount November 27, 2020

River Shytz

A large, mythical, and extravagant river of true liquid-shit that forms the boundaries between the supposed magical, evil lands of Shitus, Wypus, and Pypus. In Shreek Mythology, River Shytz is an evil, ferocious and dangerous deity that will haunt anyone who is unfortunate enough to somehow teleport into the dimension it exists in, with incurable bloody hemorrhoids for the rest of their natural-born life. Many say that they have came across the Shytz River at least once in their life, and that it is not a good thing to be poking around in. Once you are teleported into this new world through still unknown means, many people of religious backgrounds say that you will have to cross the River of shit to get back to your own world. How do you do this you may ask? In some accounts, people were provided with canoes. Some, small wooden boats. Others? Well, they just had to swim for it. The River is over 5 miles wide and 1,000 miles long, about the size of the Amazon River. Some who survived to swim across it and tell the tale said that there were “things” swimming under them. The constant smell made it unbearable to travel across and several drowned, or were pulled under by mythical animals.

Randy: I sure hope I don’t travel to River Shytz after going down this mysterious road to get to this stupid frat party.

Randy: Man, I sure hope I don’t travel to River Shytz after driving down into the woods to find this stupid college party. I don’t feel like wading through Hershey’s syrup today.

by TheGayAccount December 10, 2020

That’s how the beans are baked

An expression basically meaning what has happened is acceptable, or what has happened has become so for a reason, and that there’s no way to undo the situation or change it in any way. In can be used in a situation where something good happens, something goes to plan or when a situation is in advantage for someone but not necessarily for the other person.

Eduardo: What the fuckity fuck dude? I lost because of you!

Gary: Quit your bitching Eduardo. You’re just a sore loser. That’s how the beans are baked.

Eduardo: Tf does that mean?

by TheGayAccount December 11, 2020

For the Fuck of all Hell

An explicit expression used in replacement of “for fucks sake” when a situation or problem has become so annoying and so troublesome that a simple “for fucks sake” won’t do it’s justice.

Manny: “We spent 2 hours Christmas Shopping, let’s just go home”
Clerk: “I’m sorry sir, but your card has been declined”
Manny: “For the fuck of all hell!!!!”

by TheGayAccount December 12, 2020

amogussuss

Please make it stop! Please just stop it! I can’t take it anymore! Everywhere I go I see amongus. It’s engraved in my mind and it reverberates through my eyes and ears 24/7 365. I can’t go on anymore. I can’t stop making amogus jokes. I can’t stop looking at them. I’ve locked myself in my attic without food and sealed the door shut. I am slowly dying. The last thought I will ever have will be amogus. This is goodbye.

amogussuss

by TheGayAccount March 3, 2021

Buckfuck Crazy

Another alternative term for 'Batshit Crazy'. - Used to describe a situation in which one person or a group of person(s) is acting very erratically and going absolutely fucking insane. It is one level higher than Batshit Crazy, and usually is comprised of people throwing objects around, screaming like a banshee, climbing on each other in large crowds, crowd surfing, and many more behavioral oddities. When someone or a group of people are going Buckfuck Crazy, immediate removal from the situation is necessary to increase your chance of survival. The person or person(s) at this level is so crazy and insane that no amount of bat shit or haywires compares. This is the top tier level of absolute maniacal psychotic craziness. This usually happens as a result of a major event, major reveal, celebrity gossip, etc.

See: Acting The Fool, Batshit Crazy, Flipping Your Lid, Going Berzerk, Losing Your Mind

After the incident involving the unspecified police department in a unspecified area, multiple people began rioting in the streets.

Ken: Goddamn, those rioters are going Batshit Crazy!
John: No, not just Batshit Crazy....they are going Buckfuck Crazy!!
Ken: Nice.

by TheGayAccount March 31, 2021

Showcrastination

The act of procrastinating watching or bingeing a show you like to the point where you obtain no progress into the next episodes. Usually comes as a result of a boring episode or simply not having the time or motivation to watch it.

Also can come as a serious issue to people who want to binge watch entire seasons in a week but simply don’t as a result of Showcrastination.

Bill: Have you seen the new episode of Better Call Saul? Man that shit was insane.

Kevin: Nah man, I have a serious Showcrastination issue. I’m still on Season 2.

by TheGayAccount June 20, 2022