Hurricane Florence

The Hurricane that most Rednecks thought would be small, but wait til their asses get swept off their feet in a storm surge.
East Coast: No Hurricanes will ever come near us!

Hurricane Florence: Hold my tea
Rednecks: I'm riding this bitch out.

Media: Go Fuck yourself.
by TheGayAccount September 14, 2018
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Bacon

Cops. Pigs. Johnny Law. 5-0. The boys in blue. Badge boys. The Cherrytops. Weewoo Gang. Cuff Buddies. Blue Army. Copegeddon. Pigsters. The Porks. Corporal Vegan etc etc etc
Daniel: *Robs Store*
Mark: Shit! Here come the bacon!
by TheGayAccount June 16, 2020
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Shaster McGrotha

1. A shit so painful, so large, so juicy, so fresh, so incredibly toxic and smelly that it feels like your asshole is being ripped in half.

2. A shit that has the smell of death. It can easily floor an Elephant, melt the paint off of cars outside, petrude out of walls of your house and woft down the city block, shut down your electricity for hours, short-circuit a refrigerator, kill roaches, and make the toilet itself beg for mercy.

3. A shit so large you need scissors to cut it off from the rest of your asshole so you can let it rest in the toilet.
Bob: Tim left a Shaster McGrotha in the Cracker Barrel bathroom
by TheGayAccount June 20, 2020
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Ass Nate

The Mob Boss of the Cassolini Family that caused unrelenting chaos in New England back in the 1980s. He is called Ass Nate because of his strange torture methods that often resulted in the anus being affected in some way. Details are sketchy but nobody really knows what the torture methods were, exactly. Some speculate that he would make the members of the family set up a 2.5-mile long spanking routine and make the victim crawl through it, or make the victim go weeks without taking a shit.
Dave: Did you hear the news about that guy who suffered blunt force trauma to the ass? I think Ass Nate struck again.
Susan: Nah, it's all a fake. You're being paranoid.
by TheGayAccount November 27, 2020
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Be still my heart

An exclamation used to express how exciting or overwhelming something is, literally to the point that it is making one's heart beat too quickly. It is almost often used sarcastically to imply that something is actually unremarkable, dull, or unpleasant; entailing the opposite effect.
Howard: I would have been able to go to the party with Kevin after work, but my hardass boss wants me to stay and finish my co-worker's paperwork for him. Be still my heart!

John: Jane just asked me out, be still my heart!
by TheGayAccount November 17, 2022
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DoGen

A shortened version of Dollar General, a chain of discount stores slapped across the United States nestled in the asscrack between towns and cities in the middle of absolutely nowhere.

See: FamDo (Family Dollar)
Bryan: Damn I’m all out of none-name- brand paper plates.

Jacob: Just go to the DoGen. It has all you need.
by TheGayAccount February 08, 2024
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Florgia

The area within the Georgia/Florida state line up to 20 miles, with nothing but sprawling farmland, small podunk towns with weed farms, and rolling hills. Often called so by people living in Georgia who travel to the panhandle for Labor Day/Memorial Day, which is roughly an hour.
"The devil went down to Florgia he was looking for a bowl to steal."
by TheGayAccount November 23, 2023
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