TheGayAccount's definitions

LanSchool

A Software that is "supposed" to track students history during School so they catch them in the act of going to an "inappropriate" website or webpage, or just simply fucking Google. It's most trusted, however, it's considered to be an advantage to Malicious or Spyware hackers, since it is traced with a keylogger. So they can easily track passwords, information, and other things that you don't want to be accessed by anyone other than you. So really, it's just a computer program that defeats the purpose of the Internet. It's very easy to get caught since they can literally see your fucking screen. Again, they can track every single goddamn thing you type, every single website you visit, and every single thing you DO on said website. I'm surprised that this is what Schools have to resort to. Considering the fact that what the kids do on computers can't be tracked all at once, and everyone is just doing the same thing. and lo and behold, LanSchool was created!

Mark: I hear the school installed LanSchool on all the computers
Jane: Oh shit
Teacher: *Writes Discipline Referral*

by TheGayAccount August 1, 2018

That’s how the beans are baked

An expression basically meaning what has happened is acceptable, or what has happened has become so for a reason, and that there’s no way to undo the situation or change it in any way. In can be used in a situation where something good happens, something goes to plan or when a situation is in advantage for someone but not necessarily for the other person.

Eduardo: What the fuckity fuck dude? I lost because of you!

Gary: Quit your bitching Eduardo. You’re just a sore loser. That’s how the beans are baked.

Eduardo: Tf does that mean?

by TheGayAccount December 11, 2020

DoGen

A shortened version of Dollar General, a chain of discount stores slapped across the United States nestled in the asscrack between towns and cities in the middle of absolutely nowhere.

See: FamDo (Family Dollar)

Bryan: Damn I’m all out of none-name- brand paper plates.

Jacob: Just go to the DoGen. It has all you need.

by TheGayAccount February 8, 2024

Little Princess

To which all spoilt immature and bratty ass 13-year-old whore of a girl-child who gets whatever the fuck she wants and od's on Roblox and has Robux and goes to work on that dick of a fake roblox bf who is 49 years old in rl.

Girl: Daddy, can i have a new game
Daddy: Here you go Little Princess

by TheGayAccount September 21, 2018

Buckfuck Crazy

Another alternative term for 'Batshit Crazy'. - Used to describe a situation in which one person or a group of person(s) is acting very erratically and going absolutely fucking insane. It is one level higher than Batshit Crazy, and usually is comprised of people throwing objects around, screaming like a banshee, climbing on each other in large crowds, crowd surfing, and many more behavioral oddities. When someone or a group of people are going Buckfuck Crazy, immediate removal from the situation is necessary to increase your chance of survival. The person or person(s) at this level is so crazy and insane that no amount of bat shit or haywires compares. This is the top tier level of absolute maniacal psychotic craziness. This usually happens as a result of a major event, major reveal, celebrity gossip, etc.

See: Acting The Fool, Batshit Crazy, Flipping Your Lid, Going Berzerk, Losing Your Mind

After the incident involving the unspecified police department in a unspecified area, multiple people began rioting in the streets.

Ken: Goddamn, those rioters are going Batshit Crazy!
John: No, not just Batshit Crazy....they are going Buckfuck Crazy!!
Ken: Nice.

by TheGayAccount March 31, 2021

For the Fuck of all Hell

An explicit expression used in replacement of “for fucks sake” when a situation or problem has become so annoying and so troublesome that a simple “for fucks sake” won’t do it’s justice.

Manny: “We spent 2 hours Christmas Shopping, let’s just go home”
Clerk: “I’m sorry sir, but your card has been declined”
Manny: “For the fuck of all hell!!!!”

by TheGayAccount December 12, 2020

Education Hibernation

An afterschool nap that lasts longer than 4 hours and makes you skip dinner, social life, and any other commitments you made that afternoon/evening.

I was too tired to even play video games, so I just took an Education Hibernation.

by TheGayAccount March 24, 2023