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Please make it stop! Please just stop it! I can’t take it anymore! Everywhere I go I see amongus. It’s engraved in my mind and it reverberates through my eyes and ears 24/7 365. I can’t go on anymore. I can’t stop making amogus jokes. I can’t stop looking at them. I’ve locked myself in my attic without food and sealed the door shut. I am slowly dying. The last thought I will ever have will be amogus. This is goodbye.
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by TheGayAccount March 3, 2021
Get the amogussussmug. A large, mythical, and extravagant river of true liquid-shit that forms the boundaries between the supposed magical, evil lands of Shitus, Wypus, and Pypus. In Shreek Mythology, River Shytz is an evil, ferocious and dangerous deity that will haunt anyone who is unfortunate enough to somehow teleport into the dimension it exists in, with incurable bloody hemorrhoids for the rest of their natural-born life. Many say that they have came across the Shytz River at least once in their life, and that it is not a good thing to be poking around in. Once you are teleported into this new world through still unknown means, many people of religious backgrounds say that you will have to cross the River of shit to get back to your own world. How do you do this you may ask? In some accounts, people were provided with canoes. Some, small wooden boats. Others? Well, they just had to swim for it. The River is over 5 miles wide and 1,000 miles long, about the size of the Amazon River. Some who survived to swim across it and tell the tale said that there were “things” swimming under them. The constant smell made it unbearable to travel across and several drowned, or were pulled under by mythical animals.
Randy: I sure hope I don’t travel to River Shytz after going down this mysterious road to get to this stupid frat party.
Randy: I sure hope I don’t travel to River Shytz after going down this mysterious road to get to this stupid frat party.
Randy: Man, I sure hope I don’t travel to River Shytz after driving down into the woods to find this stupid college party. I don’t feel like wading through Hershey’s syrup today.
by TheGayAccount December 10, 2020
Get the River Shytzmug. Cops. Pigs. Johnny Law. 5-0. The boys in blue. Badge boys. The Cherrytops. Weewoo Gang. Cuff Buddies. Blue Army. Copegeddon. Pigsters. The Porks. Corporal Vegan etc etc etc
by TheGayAccount June 16, 2020
Get the Baconmug. A very bad word emphasized on an episode of "Spongebob Squarepants" where Spongebob learns a nasty word, presumably the word fuck or shit, or bitch. And cause a fuckload of disturbances around the Krusty Krab. The Number 11 is a very naughty word and whoever says it gets snitched on. Number 11 is the word: "Fuck".
by TheGayAccount July 6, 2018
Get the Number 11mug. The act of procrastinating watching or bingeing a show you like to the point where you obtain no progress into the next episodes. Usually comes as a result of a boring episode or simply not having the time or motivation to watch it.
Also can come as a serious issue to people who want to binge watch entire seasons in a week but simply don’t as a result of Showcrastination.
Also can come as a serious issue to people who want to binge watch entire seasons in a week but simply don’t as a result of Showcrastination.
Bill: Have you seen the new episode of Better Call Saul? Man that shit was insane.
Kevin: Nah man, I have a serious Showcrastination issue. I’m still on Season 2.
Kevin: Nah man, I have a serious Showcrastination issue. I’m still on Season 2.
by TheGayAccount June 20, 2022
Get the Showcrastinationmug. The man, the myth, the legend of PunkBat. Some say he is not real, while others are determined by his existence. He is a discord mod of all discord mods, some say he is the best one out there, a Jesus-like entity who loves all. He is a sexy beast and appears to everyone differently, however different he may seem, he still appears to everyone as a tall handsome man with great abs and works out twelve times a week. The dream that women never get to see. A real man. PunkBat is real, and some say everyone will encounter him at least once in their life. Have you met PunkBat yet?
by TheGayAccount July 15, 2021
Get the PunkBatmug. by TheGayAccount August 9, 2018
Get the Robuxmug.