A sex offender with adult victims, i.e. a rapist. The term "NONCE" doesn't necessarily mean child victims. It originated from Wakefield Prison in the UK and stood for "Not on Normal Courtyard Exercise." If a prisoner had committed horrific crimes such as child murder, rape or pedophilia they would get a "NONCE" sign on the door of their cell. This meant that the prison guards would not open their cell doors at the same time as the other prisons because they were very likely to get beaten up by the other inmates. It doesn't necessarily mean pedophiles.
An adult nonce is essentially a sex offender who has victims that are adults. For example a serial rapist or woman murderer but the victims are adults.
An adult nonce is essentially a sex offender who has victims that are adults. For example a serial rapist or woman murderer but the victims are adults.
Wayne Couzens, the policeman who abused his position to rape and kill Sarah Everard is an adult nonce.
by TheFunnyGuy88 September 11, 2022
When you stick it on your penis inside out causing a range of issues such as it slipping off and making her pregnant or spreading STD's.
Comdons won't protect you, throw them out immediately!
by TheFunnyGuy88 September 19, 2023
What your girlfriend puts on your sandwich to take with you after she recycles the produce of the fun you two had the previous night.
Yum that layonnaise tastes so good! Far better than that awful store bought mayonnaise. Me and my girlfriends homemade stuff is so much better!
by TheFunnyGuy88 January 19, 2024
by TheFunnyGuy88 June 29, 2022
A silly teenager who has decided they don't want to have sex until after marriage for a second time, even though they have already had sex, wanted to wait until marriage, retracted that and decided to go and have sex again and now for the second time want to wait until after marriage because they changed their mind AGAIN.
by TheFunnyGuy88 August 13, 2023
Extra-virgin olive oil: Hey, I'm a virgin. That's kinda sad.
Rapeseed oil: Oh don't worry, I can't correct that for you!
Extra-virgin olive oil: UH OH! HELP!!!
Rapeseed oil: Oh don't worry, I can't correct that for you!
Extra-virgin olive oil: UH OH! HELP!!!
by TheFunnyGuy88 September 17, 2023
A person who flies a drone over someone else's property without their approval, especially deliberately. Technically legal though. Landowners don't own airspace.
by TheFunnyGuy88 July 04, 2023