Layonnaise

What your girlfriend puts on your sandwich to take with you after she recycles the produce of the fun you two had the previous night.

Yum that layonnaise tastes so good! Far better than that awful store bought mayonnaise. Me and my girlfriends homemade stuff is so much better!

by TheFunnyGuy88 January 19, 2024

A lonely wank in a Travelodge

You at the end of the day when the gig has finished and all the pretty girls have gone home with their handsome boyfriends to have it off and you're in a cheap Travelodge hotel room all lonely and trying to imagine yourself with those girls by having it off with yourself (masturbating). Sadly, it rarely helps the situation and you end up more depressed than before.

The gig has ended and all the pretty girls have gone home with their boyfriends and I'm here having a lonely wank in a Travelodge. So depressing.

by TheFunnyGuy88 June 30, 2022

two-way sex

For two men to both stick their penis's into the same vagina/anus/mouth at the same time. Not only could it involve two men and one woman, it could also involve three gay men as well.

Person 1: Where did Mark, Luke and Sarah go?
Person 2: Two-way sex most likely

by TheFunnyGuy88 May 05, 2023

Comdon

When you stick it on your penis inside out causing a range of issues such as it slipping off and making her pregnant or spreading STD's.

Comdons won't protect you, throw them out immediately!

by TheFunnyGuy88 September 19, 2023

Airspace rapist

A person who flies a drone over someone else's property without their approval, especially deliberately. Technically legal though. Landowners don't own airspace.

Don't fly that drone over there you airspace rapist!

by TheFunnyGuy88 July 04, 2023

Institutionalised Bullying

In US English it would be institutionalized bullying. It is what Will McKenzie had to go through on The Inbetweeners when he did his work experience at a garage instead of at a local newspaper. The guys at the garage would humiliate and degrade Will and eventually order him out for a pint. After they had the pint and left the pub they crept up behind him, pulled his trousers and shirt down so you could only see his underpants and placed him in the boot of their car. They then drove him to a pond and threw him into the water practically naked. Now thats some institutionalised bullying for you.

Will (as character): Please my allergies!!!
*SPLASH*
Garage worker: Bet you wasn't expectin' that was ye mastermind. See you t'morra.
Will (as naratar): Institutionalised bullying wasn't quite the work experience I had in mind. But I knew how to deal with bullies, I got my mum to tell the teacher.
Principal: HAHAHAHAHA

by TheFunnyGuy88 May 07, 2023

Square Based Prison

Where mathematicians go when they commit crime.

Did you hear about the mathematician that got convicted of robbery? He went straight to a square based prison.

by TheFunnyGuy88 July 24, 2022