Definitions by TheFiend138

Workplace Stockholm Syndrome 

Going back to your place of work constantly when you're not working. Typical and most common in supermarket employees. Even though you hate your job, you love your place of work and go there all the time when you're off from work because its so much better, and if its a store you can freely buy things. Relatable to actual Stockholm Syndrome, when someone who is kidnapped gains pitty/respect for their captor.

Though the cashier hates his job at the supermarket, he constantly goes there when he's not working because of his severe case of Workplace Stockholm Syndrome.

Workplace Stockholm Syndrome by TheFiend138 April 28, 2015

Chitting 

The act of cumming and shitting at the same time. (Pronounced Kitting)

I'm Chitting all over the place!

Chitting by TheFiend138 April 24, 2015

Jorts

Jean Shorts. The two words combined make Jorts. They are usually worn by kids, or by your crazy moustached uncle who likes to wrestle with you.

Jacob wore his jorts so he could wrestle with his nephew.

Jorts by TheFiend138 April 21, 2015

Frisk

The act of shaking your head, in most cases against your will, after taking a shot of alcohol.

That shot of whiskey made the man frisk his head.

Frisk by TheFiend138 March 5, 2015

Sedimentary Food 

Any food comprising of multiple foods pressed/forced together. Kinda like a sedimentary rock is made up of multiple rocks pressed/forced together...except its food.

The snack my friend was eating was a Sedimentary Food because it was formed of multiple foods smushed together.

Sedimentary Food by TheFiend138 January 17, 2015

Shit Squad 

When three or more people take a shit at the same time in a public bathroom.

The three men entered the bathroom stalls at the same time, forming a Shit Squad.

Shit Squad by TheFiend138 December 4, 2014

Drunk Drifting

Drifting in a car or a truck while drunk. Usually ends in disaster.

Phillip totalled his truck when he went Drunk Drifting.

Drunk Drifting by TheFiend138 November 17, 2014