Kyle

A guy who....

-Drinks Mountain Dew and Monster a lot (rip kidneys)
-Wears said merchandise
-Punches through drywall
-Shouts at you through the mic, is a total sweaty tryhard
-Plays Fortnite
-Acts tough on Tiktok or Snapchat, looks absolutely cringe instead.

-Learned how to act like a badass from his favorite anime
by TheExtremeEvoker May 21, 2020
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EA

EA: Makes Starwars Battlefront and rips off players

Result: Stocks drop and now the whole world hates them

EA: Shocked Pikachu Face
by TheExtremeEvoker March 08, 2019
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Content Drought

A period of time when little to no content is released.
Gamer: Dude, there's a huge content drought!
Gamer 2: IKR!!! The last update was 6 months ago!
by TheExtremeEvoker February 05, 2019
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Avocado

A fruit, commonly eaten by Millenials
Millenial: I have no money, no house, no car, but a lifetime supply of avocadoes
by TheExtremeEvoker August 26, 2018
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School Computer

Either school issued laptops or the computers found in the library and computer labs.

Characteristics of a school computer:

-Trash hardware

-SHIT processor and graphics card, inability to run any games. Even something as simple as Minecraft or Roblox wouldn't start, forget about running anything decent.

-Inability to run even anything, even opening up Microsoft Word might crash the computer.

-Grainy 480p monitor from the 70's

-Extremely strict and unnecessary parental controls. Nearly every site will be blocked even the ones such as YouTube and Agar.io. The parental controls are the only thing on the computer that even works

-A pain in the ass and a bad time. You're better off buying a $500 computer yourself
Person 1: This school computer is trash, It can't even open Minecraft
Person 2: Yeah, let's just save for a real computer.
by TheExtremeEvoker December 24, 2018
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School Computer

Either school issued laptops or the computers found in the library and computer labs.

Characteristics of a school computer:

-Trash hardware

-SHIT processor and graphics card, inability to run any games. Even something as simple as Minecraft or Roblox wouldn't start, forget about running anything decent.

-Inability to run even anything, even opening up Microsoft Word might crash the computer.

-Grainy 480p monitor from the 70's

-Extremely strict and unnecessary parental controls. Nearly every site will be blocked even the ones such as YouTube and Agar.io. The parental controls are the only thing on the computer that even works

-A pain in the ass and a bad time. You're better off buying a $500 computer yourself
Person 1: This school computer is trash, It can't even open Minecraft
Person 2: Yeah, let's just save for a real computer.
by TheExtremeEvoker December 24, 2018
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